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Barb - Aug 15, 2009 3:42:04 pm PDT #184 of 1328
“Not dead yet!”

From Natter, re: Michael Vick and his restitution to society

Steph L: And if he fucks up, I think a pit bull should eat his nuts.

Barb: Works for me.

Steph L: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, lose your nuts.

Jesse: That's been my motto for years.

Capped by a classic Trudy Booth moment:

Vick needs to be a loudly obnoxious End Dog Fighting activist for me to begin to take his apology seriously.

I want him as un-shut-up-able as an omnisexual college freshman feminist vegan nader-voting socialist communist virgin lefty raised by Baptist Mormon Jehovah's Witness Jews for Jesus radical veiled Muslims.

Trudy Booth - Aug 24, 2009 5:12:33 pm PDT #185 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

ita: Germany gave Usain Bolt 2.7 tons of the Berlin Wall. That's just weird. Where do you put that?

tommyrot: Next to his 2.6 tons of the Great Wall of China?

Sue: That won't fit in checked baggage even.

Barb: And imagine going through Customs with that shit.

sarameg: Coral reef rebuilding? I dunno. That is...different.

tommyrot: I bet they just can't get rid of remnants of the Berlin Wall, so they just give it away with any excuse.

"So, you sold the third most Girl Scout cookies in your troop? Have a ton of wall!"

Tom Scola - Aug 25, 2009 6:00:57 am PDT #186 of 1328
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

billytea: Dalek thieves! "EXPROPRIATE! EXPROPRIATE!"

Miracleman: Dalek prosecuting attorneys: "EXHIBIT A! EXHIBIT A!! "

tommyrot: Dalek math teacher: "EXTRAPOLATE! EXTRAPOLATE!"

billytea: Dalek border guards: "EXPATRIATE! EXPATRIATE!"

Ginger: Dalek defense attorneys: Exonerate! Exonerate!

Fred Pete - Aug 25, 2009 7:06:24 am PDT #187 of 1328
Ann, that's a ferret.

And the Dalek-isms continue:

Vortex: Dalek Pain Relief - ALLEVIATE! ALLEVIATE!

Gudanov: Dalek Pope - EXCOMMUNICATE! EXCOMMUNICATE!

brenda m: Confused Daleks: ELUCIDATE! ELUCIDATE!

Shir: Personally, I'm all for: "Experiment! Experiment!". (Dalek science teacher and/or aroused Dalek).

StuntHusband: The German Daleks were very amusing: "EXTERMINIEREN! EXTERMINIEREN!"

WindSparrow - Aug 25, 2009 7:56:05 am PDT #188 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Geez, you people are a bunch of geeks.

Frankenbuddha - Aug 25, 2009 7:59:44 am PDT #189 of 1328
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Geez, you people are a bunch of geeks.

"Exterminate! Exterminate!"

WindSparrow - Aug 25, 2009 8:50:38 am PDT #190 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

"Exterminate! Exterminate!"

Don't even try it. I have a sonic screwdriver, and I know how to use it.

Fred Pete - Aug 25, 2009 10:03:16 am PDT #191 of 1328
Ann, that's a ferret.

Light on the vodka for mine, please.

Barb - Aug 25, 2009 4:48:21 pm PDT #192 of 1328
“Not dead yet!”

Mary Kay Dalek: EXFOLIATE! EXFOLIATE! (courtesy of my twisted husband).

Trudy Booth - Aug 27, 2009 11:39:43 am PDT #193 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Erin: Yay, Tom! You're all Amuricanized. Here's a gun, some crack and some self-reliance.

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