Gudanov: "I should have named that chair we once had 'Afghanistan'. It was hard to get out of and it hurt of the back of anyone who sat in it."
Angel: Connor, this is Spike and Illyria. Guys, this is Connor. Connor: Hi. umm...I like your outfit. Illyria: Your body warms. This one is lusting after me. Connor: Oh...no, I--I--it's just that it's the outfit. I guess I've had a thing for older women. Angel: They were supposed to fix that.
'Origin'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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Laura - Sep 04, 2009 11:06:21 am PDT #197 of 1329
Our wings are not tired.
Trudy Booth - Sep 06, 2009 7:21:55 pm PDT #198 of 1329
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
erikaj: JEREMY PIVEN, STOP MAKING ME WANT TO FUCK YOU!
erikaj - Sep 06, 2009 10:10:58 pm PDT #199 of 1329
Always Anti-fascist!
What is that, some entry for the "Changed the Most" section in the b.org yearbook? Not that it doesn't fit. I never used to type stuff like that. Now I want to get paid to type stuff like that. And I guess I do only have the one decision to make, whether to find it funny or slightly pathetic that he would get back on the California rolls before we would even swap saliva...I guess funny is good.
evil jimi - Sep 08, 2009 5:49:00 am PDT #200 of 1329
Lurching from one disaster to the next.
Just read the various Dalek types and noticed no-one stated--or at least, comm'd--the most obvious:
Hogwart Dalek: Expelliarmus! Expelliarmus!
Trudy Booth - Sep 09, 2009 9:39:18 am PDT #201 of 1329
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Allyson's Niece: "Mummy! I have my pack pack! I have my pack pack!"
Laura - Sep 09, 2009 9:45:40 am PDT #202 of 1329
Our wings are not tired.
tommyrot: Would it suck to have the name Dick Hardstaff?
Zenkitty: Your choice of verb there was intended to make me snorfle Mountain Dew, right?
tommyrot: Well, I was considering "blow."
You would think that living with teen boys I would hear enough of that kind of humor.
flea - Sep 10, 2009 4:50:36 am PDT #203 of 1329
information libertarian
erikaj, post-Presidental speech:
Shadegg is a homophobic ratfucking moron(but how do I feel, right? And suddenly Rahm smiles and he doesn't know why...) Seriously, if John Shadegg had a serious plan to get a soda from a Pepsi machine, I'd be like "Anyone? Bueller?" while telling him I could tell he worked very hard on it.
Trudy Booth - Sep 10, 2009 4:58:31 am PDT #204 of 1329
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Fred Pete: Recommended punshiment for Wilson -- a 10-page essay explaining why "we're ashamed the president is from Texas" and "Stop the War" T-shirts at presidential appearances were inappropriate and even treasonous for the last eight years, but out-and-out calling the President a liar on the floor of Congress and carrying assault rifles outside presidential appearances are now appropriate. With Cindy Sheehan and Natalie Maines to decide whether his work is adequate.
smonster - Sep 10, 2009 8:49:22 am PDT #205 of 1329
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Discussing the good old days in County Cork, in Bitches:
StephL: Man, our ancestors probably killed each other! Or, at the very least, got drunk and puked on each other.
Zenkitty: If your family's anything like mine, they probably got drunk, had sex, smoked a cigarette, had a baby, and THEN killed each other.
Barb - Sep 11, 2009 5:01:59 pm PDT #206 of 1329
“Not dead yet!”
Decisions, decisions... (in Natter)
Dana: What's a good but fairly easy appetizer to make for a potluck?
Perkins: mmmm, bourbon.
Vortex: More of a main course, IMHO.