erikaj: JEREMY PIVEN, STOP MAKING ME WANT TO FUCK YOU!
'Potential'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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What is that, some entry for the "Changed the Most" section in the b.org yearbook? Not that it doesn't fit. I never used to type stuff like that. Now I want to get paid to type stuff like that. And I guess I do only have the one decision to make, whether to find it funny or slightly pathetic that he would get back on the California rolls before we would even swap saliva...I guess funny is good.
Just read the various Dalek types and noticed no-one stated--or at least, comm'd--the most obvious:
Hogwart Dalek: Expelliarmus! Expelliarmus!
Allyson's Niece: "Mummy! I have my pack pack! I have my pack pack!"
tommyrot: Would it suck to have the name Dick Hardstaff?
Zenkitty: Your choice of verb there was intended to make me snorfle Mountain Dew, right?
tommyrot: Well, I was considering "blow."
You would think that living with teen boys I would hear enough of that kind of humor.
erikaj, post-Presidental speech:
Shadegg is a homophobic ratfucking moron(but how do I feel, right? And suddenly Rahm smiles and he doesn't know why...) Seriously, if John Shadegg had a serious plan to get a soda from a Pepsi machine, I'd be like "Anyone? Bueller?" while telling him I could tell he worked very hard on it.
Fred Pete: Recommended punshiment for Wilson -- a 10-page essay explaining why "we're ashamed the president is from Texas" and "Stop the War" T-shirts at presidential appearances were inappropriate and even treasonous for the last eight years, but out-and-out calling the President a liar on the floor of Congress and carrying assault rifles outside presidential appearances are now appropriate. With Cindy Sheehan and Natalie Maines to decide whether his work is adequate.
Discussing the good old days in County Cork, in Bitches:
StephL: Man, our ancestors probably killed each other! Or, at the very least, got drunk and puked on each other.
Zenkitty: If your family's anything like mine, they probably got drunk, had sex, smoked a cigarette, had a baby, and THEN killed each other.
Decisions, decisions... (in Natter)
Dana: What's a good but fairly easy appetizer to make for a potluck?
Perkins: mmmm, bourbon.
Vortex: More of a main course, IMHO.