I wasn't looking for subtlety! I was looking for hot lady action!
May I tag, please?
Dawn: Any luck? Willow: If you define luck as the absence of success--plenty.
'Touched'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
smonster - Jul 01, 2009 8:13:05 am PDT #129 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
esse - Jul 01, 2009 9:46:04 am PDT #130 of 1328
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!
Ha, yes, of course.
Trudy Booth - Jul 01, 2009 11:44:54 am PDT #131 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
smonster: Did my boobs kill the thread? Bad Starbuck, bad Boomer.
StuntHusband: (snerk)
Yes, yes they are. Bad, that is. NO NOT YOUR BOOBS.
Wait - why am *I* talking about someone's boobs?
Jilli? What's happening?
erikaj: There's something in the air in Bitches, Stunt Husband.
Calli: And Bitches claims another one. Bwah ha hah!
NoiseDesign: Welcome to bitches.
StuntHusband: Considering my last roommate situation (with a friend named Wendy) had a wireless network with the SSID of "Wendy's House O' Bitches", this isn't terribly surprising.
But. Still.
A WOMAN'S ANATOMY. My faux-Victorian sensibilities are SHOCKED.
SHOCKED I TELL YOU.
See those capitals? My sensibilities are up in arms!
NoiseDesign: This is the same thread that makes me lust after David Tenant. Bitches does strange things to a person's sexual orientation. It's like a fake magnetic north for the libido.
Laga - Jul 03, 2009 9:14:41 am PDT #132 of 1328
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
In Other Media, a snippet from a conversation about the X-Men Relationship Map:
Tom Scola - ...Wolverine is a slut, isn't he?
Zenkitty - That's one of the best things about Wolverine! You don't have to pine for him! Just be an emotionally traumatized female, preferably with some weird barely-controllable power, and you can have him! For a little while. But really, a little while is enough.
Cass - Jul 03, 2009 9:42:14 pm PDT #133 of 1328
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
In Bitches
Fay - Oh, sorry, Colonials! Happy "If-you-walk-out-that-door,-don't-you-ever-come-back!" day.
Theodosia - Jul 05, 2009 2:34:58 am PDT #134 of 1328
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Jilli VoiceOfReason in Natter:
I've decided that being a cute cartoon character works in my favor for when Clovis and I finally rule the world. Everyone will be too busy cooing over us to offer opposition.
Barb - Jul 05, 2009 9:28:05 am PDT #135 of 1328
“Not dead yet!”
Fay in Bitches on the lack of wisdom of calling her in the middle of the night:
Hell, some sleazy stranger was in the habit of calling me up with heavy breathing shit when I lived in Egypt, and when he rang me at 3am on a school night (my father not being in good health at all at this point, I was certainly not about to ignore any middle-of-the-night calls) and I was so beyond enraged that, in addition to bellowing FUCK OFF AND DIE YOU SHITHEAD!!! down the phone in my best, most thoroughly unsexy, 'Totally Livid And Prepared To Stick A Chainsaw Up Your Ass, Cut Out Your Heart And Feed It To You As You Splutter Out Your Last Bloody Gasps, Before Chopping Off Your Head And Shitting Down Your Neck, And Your Mother Would Totally Back Me Up, You Fuckstain' tones of rabid righteous fury (he did start to splutter an apology, which was the first time he'd shown any sign of registering that I was not, in fact, a random whore, despite being an English speaker) I slammed the phone handset down so hard that I broke the phone.
Ahem.
Trudy Booth - Jul 06, 2009 8:06:50 am PDT #136 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Barb: I just dropped a bottle of wine in my garage. Didn't fall too far, so thankfully, didn't break into too many pieces. Also, thankfully, not a great bottle of wine, just a Rosemount Riesling. But now my garage smells like the aftermath of a drunken orgy with none of the fun to show for it.
Gudanov: Concrete floors are not optimal for drunken orgies.
omnis_audis: speaking from experience there Gudanov?
Gudanov: No, I don't drink.
Trudy Booth - Jul 06, 2009 10:18:44 am PDT #137 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Ginger: Learning to lie to your mother is an important survival skill.
lori - Jul 06, 2009 5:48:06 pm PDT #138 of 1328
re: cats, in Natter
Sophia Brooks - How long would it take my cat to kill me if I put her in a diaper?
Jesse - How long can you stay awake?