Flea in Natter:
But if Zen had a giant dick, I would totally be on it.
One of you is gonna fall and die, and I'm not cleaning it up!
Mal ,'War Stories'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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Laura - Jul 28, 2015 2:14:05 pm PDT #1101 of 1328
Our wings are not tired.
Beverly - Jul 28, 2015 2:36:25 pm PDT #1102 of 1328
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
More of the whole Natter convo, edited:
Zenkitty: I haven't replied to him yet. I have to calm down enough to write an email that isn't going to get me fired. Yeah, he's a giant dick. He's a Fellow, he's been writing for us for twenty years or more, and he used to be the EiC for another of our journals (he was a dick over there too), so he really ought to know better than this crap.
Perspective, I haz it. I'm just gonna sit here in the air conditioning with my pizza and hard cider, and calmly wish fleas on my giant dick of an author.
Connie Neil: On my screen, the line ends with
"calmly wish fleas on my giant dick"
and I blinked in severe startlement until realizing A) I don't believe Zen has a giant dick, and B) the sentence continues.
flea: But if Zen had a giant dick, I would totally be on it.
Zenkitty: Why, flea, I'm flattered! Indeed, if I had a giant dick, everyone would be invited to be on it, because I'm generous that way.
msbelle_Rebecca: you people.
If I missed your comment, I apologize. I tried to capture the whole gestalt of the thing....
Zenkitty - Jul 30, 2015 7:57:00 am PDT #1103 of 1328
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Gudanov, summing it up in Natter:
I have to say I'm enjoying the Trump presidential run--it's like a rollercoaster, there's a lot of noise, nobody actually goes anywhere, and everybody feels a little sick at the end.
smonster - Aug 18, 2015 8:32:22 am PDT #1104 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
WindSparrow in Bitches, because sometimes we all need a reminder:
Y'all know there isn't any minimum posting requirement, right? We are Buffistas, near and far, ebbing and flowing, present and distant. You aren't prodigals humbly returning after a rebellious departure. You belong here now as always, because you are (not were) Buffistas. All times are now.
amych - Aug 18, 2015 4:45:23 pm PDT #1105 of 1328
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Bitches:
erikaj - Somebody is going to be calling me a 'grammar nazi!1" any time now cause I just had fun with a "build the fence" guy not knowing the difference between "vicious" and "viscous" mockery.
Connie Neil - I hate viscous mockery, it's a bitch to get out of the carpet.
erikaj - except that he adopted that whole "talk some sense into the little lady" type vibe that I just hate like heat rash.
Ginger - It's the oozing that gets to me.
WindSparrow - He deserves viscous mockery. Mock away. Viscously.
erikaj - All Slime, no antlers.
Pix - Aug 20, 2015 8:27:43 am PDT #1106 of 1328
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
In Natter:
shrift 5:50am shuttle is horrendously early. I don't wike it.
I'm not so sure about this 'examining your heartset and mindset' thing, either.
tommyrot Yeah. I'd just draw a crude picture of my head, with the inside labeled, "Here Be Dragons."
flea - Aug 31, 2015 5:22:08 am PDT #1107 of 1328
information libertarian
Sophia Brooks: Traffic in my city is backed up because of cabbages! A cabbage truck has turned over on the highway!
-t: Not the cabbages!
msbelle_Rebecca: Release the rabbits!
Jesse - Aug 31, 2015 12:32:43 pm PDT #1108 of 1328
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
In Natter:
Dana: This is the second time today I've been in the bathroom with a woman who didn't wash her hands. I guess it might have been the same woman both times.
-t: So I guess you aren't working from home today.
Jessica - Sep 01, 2015 1:32:10 pm PDT #1109 of 1328
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
-t: I'm tired of the lizard people getting the blame for everything typographical. There are serif and sans serif types among lizard people just like any group.
aurelia - Sep 01, 2015 9:31:34 pm PDT #1110 of 1328
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Sophia Brooks: A cabbage truck has turned over on the highway!
brenda m: If life were The Simpsons, a mayonnaise truck would crash next.