Teppy speaking for us all in Natter:
Zenkitty
I want to write everything in Comic Sans now. I really really do. I love Comic Sans.
Steph L.
I am pointing at you and screaming like Donald Sutherland in Body Snatchers.
Just so you know.
'The Girl in Question'
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Teppy speaking for us all in Natter:
Zenkitty
I want to write everything in Comic Sans now. I really really do. I love Comic Sans.
Steph L.
I am pointing at you and screaming like Donald Sutherland in Body Snatchers.
Just so you know.
In Natter,
Zenkitty: Interesting stuff happening today. Family intrigue. I'll either get money or a torrid novel out of it.
There is so much before and after to that comic sans bit that it can't be in here, but it should be.
Flea in Natter:
But if Zen had a giant dick, I would totally be on it.
More of the whole Natter convo, edited:
Zenkitty: I haven't replied to him yet. I have to calm down enough to write an email that isn't going to get me fired. Yeah, he's a giant dick. He's a Fellow, he's been writing for us for twenty years or more, and he used to be the EiC for another of our journals (he was a dick over there too), so he really ought to know better than this crap.
Perspective, I haz it. I'm just gonna sit here in the air conditioning with my pizza and hard cider, and calmly wish fleas on my giant dick of an author.
Connie Neil: On my screen, the line ends with
"calmly wish fleas on my giant dick"
and I blinked in severe startlement until realizing A) I don't believe Zen has a giant dick, and B) the sentence continues.
flea: But if Zen had a giant dick, I would totally be on it.
Zenkitty: Why, flea, I'm flattered! Indeed, if I had a giant dick, everyone would be invited to be on it, because I'm generous that way.
msbelle_Rebecca: you people.
If I missed your comment, I apologize. I tried to capture the whole gestalt of the thing....
Gudanov, summing it up in Natter:
I have to say I'm enjoying the Trump presidential run--it's like a rollercoaster, there's a lot of noise, nobody actually goes anywhere, and everybody feels a little sick at the end.
WindSparrow in Bitches, because sometimes we all need a reminder:
Y'all know there isn't any minimum posting requirement, right? We are Buffistas, near and far, ebbing and flowing, present and distant. You aren't prodigals humbly returning after a rebellious departure. You belong here now as always, because you are (not were) Buffistas. All times are now.
Bitches:
erikaj - Somebody is going to be calling me a 'grammar nazi!1" any time now cause I just had fun with a "build the fence" guy not knowing the difference between "vicious" and "viscous" mockery.
Connie Neil - I hate viscous mockery, it's a bitch to get out of the carpet.
erikaj - except that he adopted that whole "talk some sense into the little lady" type vibe that I just hate like heat rash.
Ginger - It's the oozing that gets to me.
WindSparrow - He deserves viscous mockery. Mock away. Viscously.
erikaj - All Slime, no antlers.
In Natter:
shrift 5:50am shuttle is horrendously early. I don't wike it.
I'm not so sure about this 'examining your heartset and mindset' thing, either.
tommyrot Yeah. I'd just draw a crude picture of my head, with the inside labeled, "Here Be Dragons."
Sophia Brooks: Traffic in my city is backed up because of cabbages! A cabbage truck has turned over on the highway!
-t: Not the cabbages!
msbelle_Rebecca: Release the rabbits!