shrift in Natter:
I should get on the treadmill or meditate or something before I try to destroy the Earth. I know it's where I keep my stuff you guys, but I've been trying to declutter...
Fred: Oh my God! Angel, you're…cute! Angel: Fred, don't! Fred: Oh, but the little hands! And the hair! Angel: Hey! You're fired.
'Smile Time'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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Cass - Mar 11, 2014 5:38:36 pm PDT #1019 of 1328
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
EpicTangent - Mar 12, 2014 12:40:46 pm PDT #1020 of 1328
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
I'm just set up, Sail brings the coup de grace:
In Goodbye & Good Riddance:
EpicTangent: Huh, finally got to the post office & mailed a couple of things that have been waiting, but forgot to invoke Spartacus. Oh well, they're from Me, Recipients, so there!
SuziQ: Now I'm trying to picture the Spartacus invocation ritual.
EpicT: I forgot the candles and ceremonial dagger.
SailAweigh: Press one for goat or say "goats".
Laga - Mar 20, 2014 7:39:00 am PDT #1021 of 1328
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
On the probability of NoiseDesign being a cylon in our on-line game of Battlestar Galactica currently underway in the Gaming thread...
Kalshane - I know I'll be shocked if it turns out N. D. is a toaster.
billytea - That's what you get for taking him in the bath with you.
billytea - Mar 24, 2014 8:20:52 pm PDT #1022 of 1328
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
In Natter:
erikaj: Able-bodied bitches be crazy.
Steph: We see you rollin'; we hatin'.
erikaj - Mar 25, 2014 12:11:41 pm PDT #1023 of 1328
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)
Ha!Ha! Cola up my nose, Tep.
JZ - Mar 28, 2014 10:14:49 am PDT #1024 of 1328
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I can't believe I'm the first person to post this:
Rick, reflecting on parenthood:
I'm not sure what I expected of parenting, but wasn't this kind of time travel to the middle ages. Suddenly vermin, human waste products, economic deprivation, superstition, and loss of autonomy impinge on your life in unexpected and inescapable ways. It's like a self-imposed vassalage to your little Lords. And this, without much in the way of festival days.
Of course, it's also the greatest thing ever, with every single day with them better than all of the days that came before them. How can all of these things be true at once? It is the koan of parenthood.
dcp - Apr 06, 2014 4:41:16 pm PDT #1025 of 1328
I have grown older, but not up.
billytea, in Movies:
I have one question: 3D or not 3D? (Oh, look, it's Hamlet, adjusted for inflation.)
Frankenbuddha - Apr 08, 2014 7:29:29 pm PDT #1026 of 1328
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Missed this in the movie thread and just nosed a beer. Oh my, that made me laugh.
Fred Pete - Apr 09, 2014 5:21:27 am PDT #1027 of 1328
Ann, that's a ferret.
The Point of Gaming, from -t and billytea during the latest BSG (in the Gaming thread, of course):
-t: Um. I don't know what I should be trying to do here?
billytea: Well, obviously you should be trying to entertain me, which means MAXIMUM 'SPLOSIONS. I'm not really sure how that works in this context, but see what you can come up with.
Zenkitty - Apr 16, 2014 7:29:11 am PDT #1028 of 1328
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
In F2F5, context schmontext:
Shir: I can't imagine a better place to be murdered by a clown.