Oh, my god. I cannot tell you all how much I am looking forward to going home after work and not doing anything but watch TV. I don't have another concert for a month, and I plan to take many naps.
Mal ,'Serenity'
Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Where are shrift and Dana? I need someone to be vituperative about the morning for me, since my coffee is broken.
eta: YAY
Now my brain has a whole bunch of "You might be a cougar if....." type lines bouncing around.
You might be a cougar if you are old enough to have once babysat your date.
You might be a cougar if your date is younger than your child.
You might be a cougar if your car is older than your date.
Last night was my free night. I have two rehearsals and a concert, and with traffic the way it is, there's no point in going home between work and the rehearsal.
So I'll be working late. Fucking yay.
You might be a cougar if your car is older than your date.Hey, when it comes to cars? I have standards.
For Perkins:
Jesus fucking Christ, what the shit is this daylight? Why can't I get this treesex out of my motherfucking sinuses? How are people so stupid that they think I'm talking about a DUDE NAMED RICH when I'm referencing .rtf files? Why were there college students on the El last night loudly AMAZED that there was a 24-year-old in one girl's math class, a 24-year-old who was OMG OMG living with a 39-year-old GASP SHOCK AWE.
Kids these days. Why can't I kill them, again?
Why can't I get this treesex out of my motherfucking sinuses?
I started my new relationship with Zyrtec this morning. So far: watery eyes, itchy ears, itchy nose. However: less sneezing, so this is possibly an improvement.
How are people so stupid that they think I'm talking about a DUDE NAMED RICH when I'm referencing .rtf files?
What? That's...random.
What? That's...random.
Rich Textphile? Dude is a walking virus. Don't date him. Pass it on.
Thanks, shrift! That was awesome.