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shrift - Apr 24, 2008 5:09:08 am PDT #3302 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

For Perkins:

Jesus fucking Christ, what the shit is this daylight? Why can't I get this treesex out of my motherfucking sinuses? How are people so stupid that they think I'm talking about a DUDE NAMED RICH when I'm referencing .rtf files? Why were there college students on the El last night loudly AMAZED that there was a 24-year-old in one girl's math class, a 24-year-old who was OMG OMG living with a 39-year-old GASP SHOCK AWE.

Kids these days. Why can't I kill them, again?

Steph L. - Apr 24, 2008 5:13:52 am PDT #3303 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Why can't I get this treesex out of my motherfucking sinuses?

I started my new relationship with Zyrtec this morning. So far: watery eyes, itchy ears, itchy nose. However: less sneezing, so this is possibly an improvement.

Frankenbuddha - Apr 24, 2008 5:14:01 am PDT #3304 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

How are people so stupid that they think I'm talking about a DUDE NAMED RICH when I'm referencing .rtf files?

What? That's...random.

hippocampus - Apr 24, 2008 5:16:31 am PDT #3305 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

What? That's...random.

Rich Textphile? Dude is a walking virus. Don't date him. Pass it on.

Lee - Apr 24, 2008 5:18:17 am PDT #3306 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Thanks, shrift! That was awesome.

Dana - Apr 24, 2008 5:18:58 am PDT #3307 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

One of the people we work for calls us a lot. He's a phone guy. And he's a fucking weirdo.

Yesterday's conversation with him started, "So, have you shot yourself in the head yet?"

Fred Pete - Apr 24, 2008 5:19:30 am PDT #3308 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

You might be a cougar if your car is older than your date.

Depends. If the car is a carefully restored and cared for '57 T-Bird or '65 Mustang, not so much. Because anyone past 40 doesn't really qualify as cougar bait.

I'm just saying, it ends up being somewhat reinforcing of the behavior.

Sadly, there seems to be (and I'm talking about society in general) an assumption in society that once you've said "yes" to anyone on anything, you're going to say "yes" to everyone on everything.

Cass - Apr 24, 2008 5:22:31 am PDT #3309 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Kids these days. Why can't I kill them, again?
It's mostly semantic, really...

Frankenbuddha - Apr 24, 2008 5:23:26 am PDT #3310 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Yesterday's conversation with him started, "So, have you shot yourself in the head yet?"

To which you should reply "Yes, when I heard it was you on the phone."

shrift - Apr 24, 2008 5:49:23 am PDT #3311 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Yesterday's conversation with him started, "So, have you shot yourself in the head yet?"

WHAT. WHAT?! What kind of dicksmack thinks that's a funny thing to ask of someone who's barely an acquaintance?

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