What? That's...random.
Rich Textphile? Dude is a walking virus. Don't date him. Pass it on.
Note to self: religion freaky.
Buffy ,'Never Leave Me'
Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
hippocampus - Apr 24, 2008 5:16:31 am PDT #3305 of 10001
not your mom's socks.
Lee - Apr 24, 2008 5:18:17 am PDT #3306 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Thanks, shrift! That was awesome.
Dana - Apr 24, 2008 5:18:58 am PDT #3307 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
One of the people we work for calls us a lot. He's a phone guy. And he's a fucking weirdo.
Yesterday's conversation with him started, "So, have you shot yourself in the head yet?"
Fred Pete - Apr 24, 2008 5:19:30 am PDT #3308 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
You might be a cougar if your car is older than your date.
Depends. If the car is a carefully restored and cared for '57 T-Bird or '65 Mustang, not so much. Because anyone past 40 doesn't really qualify as cougar bait.
I'm just saying, it ends up being somewhat reinforcing of the behavior.
Sadly, there seems to be (and I'm talking about society in general) an assumption in society that once you've said "yes" to anyone on anything, you're going to say "yes" to everyone on everything.
Cass - Apr 24, 2008 5:22:31 am PDT #3309 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Kids these days. Why can't I kill them, again?It's mostly semantic, really...
Frankenbuddha - Apr 24, 2008 5:23:26 am PDT #3310 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Yesterday's conversation with him started, "So, have you shot yourself in the head yet?"
To which you should reply "Yes, when I heard it was you on the phone."
shrift - Apr 24, 2008 5:49:23 am PDT #3311 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Yesterday's conversation with him started, "So, have you shot yourself in the head yet?"
WHAT. WHAT?! What kind of dicksmack thinks that's a funny thing to ask of someone who's barely an acquaintance?
Dana - Apr 24, 2008 5:54:51 am PDT #3312 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Even better, it was his theme for the day! My two other coworkers got some variation on it.
He's just a fucking weirdo. But it was a hell of a thing for me to try to process at 8AM. What do you say to that? Other than "Uh, no."
brenda m - Apr 24, 2008 6:03:20 am PDT #3313 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Tell him that just happened to someone you know and now you have to leave the office because you're traumatized. Dick.
tommyrot - Apr 24, 2008 7:18:49 am PDT #3314 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Two-thirds of our internets were down four hours. They just came back, and now I can see b.org again. Anyone else having problems?