Where are shrift and Dana? I need someone to be vituperative about the morning for me, since my coffee is broken.
eta: YAY
She just... she just did the math.
Kaylee ,'Objects In Space'
Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Lee - Apr 24, 2008 5:00:48 am PDT #3298 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
SuziQ - Apr 24, 2008 5:02:04 am PDT #3299 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Now my brain has a whole bunch of "You might be a cougar if....." type lines bouncing around.
You might be a cougar if you are old enough to have once babysat your date.
You might be a cougar if your date is younger than your child.
You might be a cougar if your car is older than your date.
Dana - Apr 24, 2008 5:03:06 am PDT #3300 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Last night was my free night. I have two rehearsals and a concert, and with traffic the way it is, there's no point in going home between work and the rehearsal.
So I'll be working late. Fucking yay.
Cass - Apr 24, 2008 5:04:02 am PDT #3301 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
You might be a cougar if your car is older than your date.Hey, when it comes to cars? I have standards.
shrift - Apr 24, 2008 5:09:08 am PDT #3302 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
For Perkins:
Jesus fucking Christ, what the shit is this daylight? Why can't I get this treesex out of my motherfucking sinuses? How are people so stupid that they think I'm talking about a DUDE NAMED RICH when I'm referencing .rtf files? Why were there college students on the El last night loudly AMAZED that there was a 24-year-old in one girl's math class, a 24-year-old who was OMG OMG living with a 39-year-old GASP SHOCK AWE.
Kids these days. Why can't I kill them, again?
Steph L. - Apr 24, 2008 5:13:52 am PDT #3303 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Why can't I get this treesex out of my motherfucking sinuses?
I started my new relationship with Zyrtec this morning. So far: watery eyes, itchy ears, itchy nose. However: less sneezing, so this is possibly an improvement.
Frankenbuddha - Apr 24, 2008 5:14:01 am PDT #3304 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
How are people so stupid that they think I'm talking about a DUDE NAMED RICH when I'm referencing .rtf files?
What? That's...random.
hippocampus - Apr 24, 2008 5:16:31 am PDT #3305 of 10001
not your mom's socks.
What? That's...random.
Rich Textphile? Dude is a walking virus. Don't date him. Pass it on.
Lee - Apr 24, 2008 5:18:17 am PDT #3306 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Thanks, shrift! That was awesome.
Dana - Apr 24, 2008 5:18:58 am PDT #3307 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
One of the people we work for calls us a lot. He's a phone guy. And he's a fucking weirdo.
Yesterday's conversation with him started, "So, have you shot yourself in the head yet?"