Now my brain has a whole bunch of "You might be a cougar if....." type lines bouncing around.
You might be a cougar if you are old enough to have once babysat your date.
You might be a cougar if your date is younger than your child.
You might be a cougar if your car is older than your date.
Last night was my free night. I have two rehearsals and a concert, and with traffic the way it is, there's no point in going home between work and the rehearsal.
So I'll be working late. Fucking yay.
You might be a cougar if your car is older than your date.
Hey, when it comes to cars? I have standards.
For Perkins:
Jesus fucking Christ, what the shit is this daylight? Why can't I get this treesex out of my motherfucking sinuses? How are people so stupid that they think I'm talking about a DUDE NAMED RICH when I'm referencing .rtf files? Why were there college students on the El last night loudly AMAZED that there was a 24-year-old in one girl's math class, a 24-year-old who was OMG OMG living with a 39-year-old GASP SHOCK AWE.
Kids these days. Why can't I kill them, again?
Why can't I get this treesex out of my motherfucking sinuses?
I started my new relationship with Zyrtec this morning. So far: watery eyes, itchy ears, itchy nose. However: less sneezing, so this is possibly an improvement.
What? That's...random.
Rich Textphile? Dude is a walking virus. Don't date him. Pass it on.
Thanks, shrift! That was awesome.
One of the people we work for calls us a lot. He's a phone guy. And he's a fucking weirdo.
Yesterday's conversation with him started, "So, have you shot yourself in the head yet?"
You might be a cougar if your car is older than your date.
Depends. If the car is a carefully restored and cared for '57 T-Bird or '65 Mustang, not so much. Because anyone past 40 doesn't really qualify as cougar bait.
I'm just saying, it ends up being somewhat reinforcing of the behavior.
Sadly, there seems to be (and I'm talking about society in general) an assumption in society that once you've said "yes" to anyone on anything, you're going to say "yes" to everyone on everything.