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Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Emily - Apr 24, 2008 4:46:55 am PDT #3296 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

A 23-year-old kid at work told another one of the girls he likes to date cougars

Grammar is hard. I first read this as "... one of the girls [whom] he likes to date [goes cougaring]," and was surprised that you could use it as a verb. Then it was "one of the girls [whom] he likes[, he told her] to date cougars."

Am I the only one this shit happens to? I swear I can read!

To be fair, cons also have a lot of women who (just as in normal society) seem to be (for whatever reason) very, um, attention-invitey and even appreciative of leering, if not groping. NOT ALL. And most are fine with groping from people they know and not strangers, which is totally their right, but there are some who at least give the impression of being okay with the leery/gropy thing, and even if they're just being polite and actually really do mind it, not all of the attendees have the skills to perceive that, so they think it's fine. And that doesn't make this whole thing okay at all. I'm just saying, it ends up being somewhat reinforcing of the behavior.

That was all very presumptuous-of-motivation of me and vastly oversimplifying, but I do know women who might, in the con atmosphere and in the swing of things, find such a thing entertaining and even flattering. Which does promote the atmosphere which PM and Jilli describe, which is no good.

Whew. Basically, I'm saying that whole thing was dumb and they should have known better, and also I can see how such a thing would get started.

For what it's worth, I have very seldom been harrassed in any way at a con, but that's probably because I am often a) full of the look of doom, b) accompanied by the likes of Joe, and finally and perhaps most significantly c) small of bosom.

In Look of Doom news, I will add that the only times strangers ever approached me when I was out dancing was when they came up from behind and thus couldn't see the look on my face. I have an unwelcoming face.


shrift - Apr 24, 2008 5:00:37 am PDT #3297 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Oh, my god. I cannot tell you all how much I am looking forward to going home after work and not doing anything but watch TV. I don't have another concert for a month, and I plan to take many naps.


Lee - Apr 24, 2008 5:00:48 am PDT #3298 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Where are shrift and Dana? I need someone to be vituperative about the morning for me, since my coffee is broken.

eta: YAY


SuziQ - Apr 24, 2008 5:02:04 am PDT #3299 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Now my brain has a whole bunch of "You might be a cougar if....." type lines bouncing around.

You might be a cougar if you are old enough to have once babysat your date.

You might be a cougar if your date is younger than your child.

You might be a cougar if your car is older than your date.


Dana - Apr 24, 2008 5:03:06 am PDT #3300 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Last night was my free night. I have two rehearsals and a concert, and with traffic the way it is, there's no point in going home between work and the rehearsal.

So I'll be working late. Fucking yay.


Cass - Apr 24, 2008 5:04:02 am PDT #3301 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

You might be a cougar if your car is older than your date.
Hey, when it comes to cars? I have standards.


shrift - Apr 24, 2008 5:09:08 am PDT #3302 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

For Perkins:

Jesus fucking Christ, what the shit is this daylight? Why can't I get this treesex out of my motherfucking sinuses? How are people so stupid that they think I'm talking about a DUDE NAMED RICH when I'm referencing .rtf files? Why were there college students on the El last night loudly AMAZED that there was a 24-year-old in one girl's math class, a 24-year-old who was OMG OMG living with a 39-year-old GASP SHOCK AWE.

Kids these days. Why can't I kill them, again?


Steph L. - Apr 24, 2008 5:13:52 am PDT #3303 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Why can't I get this treesex out of my motherfucking sinuses?

I started my new relationship with Zyrtec this morning. So far: watery eyes, itchy ears, itchy nose. However: less sneezing, so this is possibly an improvement.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 24, 2008 5:14:01 am PDT #3304 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

How are people so stupid that they think I'm talking about a DUDE NAMED RICH when I'm referencing .rtf files?

What? That's...random.


hippocampus - Apr 24, 2008 5:16:31 am PDT #3305 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

What? That's...random.

Rich Textphile? Dude is a walking virus. Don't date him. Pass it on.