Hey, tommyrot, who's your State Representative?

Yep, atheists don't believe in protecting their children.

One thing I don't get about cup size - it's a measure of the...volume? of the breast, right? My breasts have def. changed since nursing (I was trying to explain how but it wasn't working) and they don't seem as big to me as the official measurement indicates.

But would be hilarious if men had these sorts of issues finding underwear that fit.

Don't know if it's hilarious, but it amused me.

Smarmy Sales Guy: Welcome to BornFreeBall, may I help you?

Clueless Customer: My girlfriend is making me come here for an underwear fitting.

SSG: Right this way, sir. What will you be using this underwear for?

CC: What do you mean?

SSG:Well, will this be used for sports, for social purposes, both . . .?

CC: Oh, um, both, I guess.

SSG: Great, thank you. Now, I'm going to need to measure your penis.

CC: What?

SSG: Most of you are wearing the same size that your mother bought for you in high school. That will not do. We need to get measurements for a proper fit. We tried asking for an estimate, but we found that our clients tended to exaggerate. We cannot obtain a proper fit based on ego.

CC: Fine, fine!

SSG: Okay, sir, can you tell me if you dress right or left?

CC: wha?

SSG: Right or left, sir?

CC: I don't know . . .

SSG:*sigh* Which side do you put your junk on when you pull up your pants?

CC: Oh! Um, right.

SSG: Thank you. What size do you currently wear?

CC: 34.

SSG: Oh, my heavens, no! You've been wearing the wrong size! Notice how your appendage just hangs there? With a proper fit, you will look so much better! Our growing room option can prevent embarrassment in social situations.

CC: Huh?

SSG: In social situations, some men find it advisable to have some additional space in the event of an unexpected change in size.

CC: Um, I guess.

SSG: Great! Now try these on! See how they accentuate the curvature of your buttocks? Also, notice how we have accentuated the positive while not being vulgar.

CC: I guess so?

SSG: Now we have a variety of styles and colors for you to choose from . . .

CC: I don't care, just give me some underwear!

Which side do you put your junk on when you pull up your pants?

Bwahahahahahaha!!

"I cut a hole in the box."

Hah! Vortex made my day!

wrod.

I was just buying boxer briefs this morning and there *were* a lot of choices... "the pouch" (highly reviewed!), "classic," "no waistband"...

I got a couple of different styles and we'll see what he likes.

I bought Joe a bunch of underwear that had the brandname on the front of the waistband so that every time his shirt rode up and his jeans slipped down his hips you could see the tag.

It said, "WINNER!"

Totally on accident and yet funnier than I don't know what.

Um- they are talking about this woman's YEAST INFECTION again at work. Dear god! Please stop talking about your cooter in the break-room.

I see your yeast infection and raise you a colonoscopy.

I see your yeast infection and raise you a colonoscopy.

I fold.