Hah! Vortex made my day!
On my seventh birthday, I wanted a toy fire truck, and I didn't get it, and you were real nice about it, and then the house next door burnt down, and then real firetrucks came, and for years I thought you set the fire for me. And if you did, you can tell me!
Xander ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Natter 57 Varieties
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
lisah - Apr 07, 2008 8:07:36 am PDT #9883 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
erikaj - Apr 07, 2008 8:08:43 am PDT #9884 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
wrod.
flea - Apr 07, 2008 8:12:32 am PDT #9885 of 10001
information libertarian
I was just buying boxer briefs this morning and there *were* a lot of choices... "the pouch" (highly reviewed!), "classic," "no waistband"...
I got a couple of different styles and we'll see what he likes.
Aims - Apr 07, 2008 8:14:18 am PDT #9886 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I bought Joe a bunch of underwear that had the brandname on the front of the waistband so that every time his shirt rode up and his jeans slipped down his hips you could see the tag.
It said, "WINNER!"
Totally on accident and yet funnier than I don't know what.
shrift - Apr 07, 2008 8:17:30 am PDT #9887 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Um- they are talking about this woman's YEAST INFECTION again at work. Dear god! Please stop talking about your cooter in the break-room.
I see your yeast infection and raise you a colonoscopy.
Miracleman - Apr 07, 2008 8:18:14 am PDT #9888 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
I see your yeast infection and raise you a colonoscopy.
I fold.
Kristen - Apr 07, 2008 8:18:24 am PDT #9889 of 10001
My boobs are smaller than other women's boobs! I feel like taking a picture of my chest to show you that I can't possibly be that big!
Cup sizes don't seem to be "standard." By that I mean, the cups on my 38Ds were much bigger than the cups on my 36DDs. (I often thought I could wear one as a hat.) So I think the cup size is relative to band size or something.
As for the women measuring themselves, I tried that. My measurements told me that me I was, like, a 36G or something, which I did try and I could've put two boobs in a single cup. I finally caved and got myself measured.
One of the pleasant surprises about having a person in the store measure me was that she was able to tell me which brands sized differently. (For example, I'm a 36DD in one line but a 36D in others.)
Frankenbuddha - Apr 07, 2008 8:18:28 am PDT #9890 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I see your yeast infection and raise you a colonoscopy.
Performed by a robot?
Frankenbuddha - Apr 07, 2008 8:19:17 am PDT #9891 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I fold.
At least you'll be in the right position, then...
Steph L. - Apr 07, 2008 8:19:27 am PDT #9892 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
Yesterday, I was trailing around behind The Boy as he shopped for new underwear. One of the stores had a "Buy 2 packs, get one free" promotion going on. He insisted he didn't need THAT MUCH underwear, and tried to get me to claim pack #3.
"You can be all butch in boxer briefs!" He said.
"I don't buy my underwear in plastic-wrapped packs of 3," I said. "They come a la carte."