'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
I bought Joe a bunch of underwear that had the brandname on the front of the waistband so that every time his shirt rode up and his jeans slipped down his hips you could see the tag.
It said, "WINNER!"
Totally on accident and yet funnier than I don't know what.
Um- they are talking about this woman's YEAST INFECTION again at work. Dear god! Please stop talking about your cooter in the break-room.
I see your yeast infection and raise you a colonoscopy.
I see your yeast infection and raise you a colonoscopy.
I fold.
My boobs are smaller than other women's boobs! I feel like taking a picture of my chest to show you that I can't possibly be that big!
Cup sizes don't seem to be "standard." By that I mean, the cups on my 38Ds were much bigger than the cups on my 36DDs. (I often thought I could wear one as a hat.) So I think the cup size is relative to band size or something.
As for the women measuring themselves, I tried that. My measurements told me that me I was, like, a 36G or something, which I did try and I could've put two boobs in a single cup. I finally caved and got myself measured.
One of the pleasant surprises about having a person in the store measure me was that she was able to tell me which brands sized differently. (For example, I'm a 36DD in one line but a 36D in others.)
I see your yeast infection and raise you a colonoscopy.
Performed by a robot?
I fold.
At least you'll be in the right position, then...
Yesterday, I was trailing around behind The Boy as he shopped for new underwear. One of the stores had a "Buy 2 packs, get one free" promotion going on. He insisted he didn't need THAT MUCH underwear, and tried to get me to claim pack #3.
"You can be all butch in boxer briefs!" He said.
"I don't buy my underwear in plastic-wrapped packs of 3," I said. "They come a la carte."
Seekrit message to Steph: Boxer briefs are actually quite comfortable. My ass never looked so good.
"Buy 2 packs, get one free" promotion going on. He insisted he didn't need THAT MUCH underwear
The "Buy 2 packs, get one free" promotion is awesome! I do need that much underwear, as the Underpants Gnomes periodically take my underwear and replace them with underwear with holes....
I do need that much underwear, as the Underpants Gnomes periodically take my underwear and replace them with underwear with holes....
...in new and exciting places?