My boobs are smaller than other women's boobs! I feel like taking a picture of my chest to show you that I can't possibly be that big!
Cup sizes don't seem to be "standard." By that I mean, the cups on my 38Ds were much bigger than the cups on my 36DDs. (I often thought I could wear one as a hat.) So I think the cup size is relative to band size or something.
As for the women measuring themselves, I tried that. My measurements told me that me I was, like, a 36G or something, which I did try and I could've put two boobs in a single cup. I finally caved and got myself measured.
One of the pleasant surprises about having a person in the store measure me was that she was able to tell me which brands sized differently. (For example, I'm a 36DD in one line but a 36D in others.)
I fold.
At least you'll be in the right position, then...
Yesterday, I was trailing around behind The Boy as he shopped for new underwear. One of the stores had a "Buy 2 packs, get one free" promotion going on. He insisted he didn't need THAT MUCH underwear, and tried to get me to claim pack #3.
"You can be all butch in boxer briefs!" He said.
"I don't buy my underwear in plastic-wrapped packs of 3," I said. "They come a la carte."
Seekrit message to Steph:
Boxer briefs are actually quite comfortable. My ass never looked so good.
"Buy 2 packs, get one free" promotion going on. He insisted he didn't need THAT MUCH underwear
The "Buy 2 packs, get one free" promotion is awesome! I
do
need that much underwear, as the Underpants Gnomes periodically take my underwear and replace them with underwear with holes....
I do need that much underwear, as the Underpants Gnomes periodically take my underwear and replace them with underwear with holes....
...in new and exciting places?
t totally random
Anyone else die laughing at Elizabeth Berkeley hosting a dance show?
I think I'm going insane.
I blame local laws involving chemical analysis and classification.
I AM COMPLIANT WITH STATE AND FEDERAL LAWS. WHY ARE YOU TORTURING ME????
