Um- they are talking about this woman's YEAST INFECTION again at work. Dear god! Please stop talking about your cooter in the break-room.
I see your yeast infection and raise you a colonoscopy.
I tell you I have this theory. It goes where, you're the one who's not my sister. Cuz mom adopted you from a shoe box full of baby howler monkeys, and never told you cuz it could hurt your delicate baby feelings.
Dawn ,'Selfless'
Natter 57 Varieties
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
shrift - Apr 07, 2008 8:17:30 am PDT #9887 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Miracleman - Apr 07, 2008 8:18:14 am PDT #9888 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
I see your yeast infection and raise you a colonoscopy.
I fold.
Kristen - Apr 07, 2008 8:18:24 am PDT #9889 of 10001
My boobs are smaller than other women's boobs! I feel like taking a picture of my chest to show you that I can't possibly be that big!
Cup sizes don't seem to be "standard." By that I mean, the cups on my 38Ds were much bigger than the cups on my 36DDs. (I often thought I could wear one as a hat.) So I think the cup size is relative to band size or something.
As for the women measuring themselves, I tried that. My measurements told me that me I was, like, a 36G or something, which I did try and I could've put two boobs in a single cup. I finally caved and got myself measured.
One of the pleasant surprises about having a person in the store measure me was that she was able to tell me which brands sized differently. (For example, I'm a 36DD in one line but a 36D in others.)
Frankenbuddha - Apr 07, 2008 8:18:28 am PDT #9890 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I see your yeast infection and raise you a colonoscopy.
Performed by a robot?
Frankenbuddha - Apr 07, 2008 8:19:17 am PDT #9891 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I fold.
At least you'll be in the right position, then...
Steph L. - Apr 07, 2008 8:19:27 am PDT #9892 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
Yesterday, I was trailing around behind The Boy as he shopped for new underwear. One of the stores had a "Buy 2 packs, get one free" promotion going on. He insisted he didn't need THAT MUCH underwear, and tried to get me to claim pack #3.
"You can be all butch in boxer briefs!" He said.
"I don't buy my underwear in plastic-wrapped packs of 3," I said. "They come a la carte."
Aims - Apr 07, 2008 8:21:34 am PDT #9893 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Seekrit message to Steph: Boxer briefs are actually quite comfortable. My ass never looked so good.
tommyrot - Apr 07, 2008 8:21:54 am PDT #9894 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
"Buy 2 packs, get one free" promotion going on. He insisted he didn't need THAT MUCH underwear
The "Buy 2 packs, get one free" promotion is awesome! I do need that much underwear, as the Underpants Gnomes periodically take my underwear and replace them with underwear with holes....
Frankenbuddha - Apr 07, 2008 8:22:41 am PDT #9895 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I do need that much underwear, as the Underpants Gnomes periodically take my underwear and replace them with underwear with holes....
...in new and exciting places?
Aims - Apr 07, 2008 8:22:56 am PDT #9896 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
t totally random
Anyone else die laughing at Elizabeth Berkeley hosting a dance show?