Ugh, sara. I've had that call about a meeting come in while I'm on my way to work, and somehow my "What prep work do I need to do?" question is seen as surprising.

Mmm. I do have to say this brown rice cereal with soy milk is very tasty. It's more palatable than my tea. I want a second bowl of cereal, but I'm scared to taste the hemp milk.

hah. ilounge - [link]

It is a good thing that nobody tried to pull an April Fool's joke on me this morning as I was on the way to the office, because I might have tried to claw someone's face off and not realized what I had done until I got to my cube, drank some coffee, and discovered blood under my fingernails.

Is it the SFPBA (Student/Faculty Puppy-Beaters Association)?

The perspective was much appreciated. Thanks!

Has Google's new collaboration been posted yet? [link]

yes, I'm hard at work. what?

It is a good thing that nobody tried to pull an April Fool's joke on me this morning as I was on the way to the office, because I might have tried to claw someone's face off and not realized what I had done until I got to my cube, drank some coffee, and discovered blood under my fingernails.

shrift, I don't think I've said it before - I admire you violent approach to life. You're an inspiration.

(I'm not sarcastic, don't kill me).

Hi, Shir! I'm probably not going to kill you! I think I shall exercise my violent tendencies by KILLING MY SUPERVISOR.

Who seems to think IT IS APPROPRIATE to send TEST MESSAGES to my INBOX because I didn't RESPOND TO A MESSAGE YESTERDAY because I WAS WAITING FOR HIM TO GET BACK FROM FRICKING VACATION to tell me if I was GODDAMNED AUTHORIZED to run the MOTHERFUCKING REPORT.

Also, the building is making strange groaning noises. I mean, sometimes the floor shakes, but this sounds like someone's drilling for oil or something.

Maybe the building resents your supervisor.

Hey, is Yahoo mail giving anyone else grief?

I think I shall exercise my violent tendencies by KILLING MY SUPERVISOR.

I'm rereading classic L*e G*ldb*rg wank on f_w.