It is a good thing that nobody tried to pull an April Fool's joke on me this morning as I was on the way to the office, because I might have tried to claw someone's face off and not realized what I had done until I got to my cube, drank some coffee, and discovered blood under my fingernails.
shrift, I don't think I've said it before - I admire you violent approach to life. You're an inspiration.
(I'm not sarcastic, don't kill me).
Hi, Shir! I'm probably not going to kill you! I think I shall exercise my violent tendencies by KILLING MY SUPERVISOR.
Who seems to think IT IS APPROPRIATE to send TEST MESSAGES to my INBOX because I didn't RESPOND TO A MESSAGE YESTERDAY because I WAS WAITING FOR HIM TO GET BACK FROM FRICKING VACATION to tell me if I was GODDAMNED AUTHORIZED to run the MOTHERFUCKING REPORT.
Also, the building is making strange groaning noises. I mean, sometimes the floor shakes, but this sounds like someone's drilling for oil or something.
Maybe the building resents your supervisor.
Hey, is Yahoo mail giving anyone else grief?
I think I shall exercise my violent tendencies by KILLING MY SUPERVISOR.
I'm rereading classic L*e G*ldb*rg wank on f_w.
I'm considering going out for lunch, like to a restaurant, just to waste time. I'm not even hungry yet, I'm just trying to fill my day! I just delegated the one thing I can really do with everyone on planes today. Ugh.
I... seriously. I sent him an e-mail asking him for authorization. If this is his version of an April Fool's joke, I am not amused.
My coworker emailed everyone in the department that the building manager stopped by and said that since another department was growing, the plan for our new offices had been changed and they (CIT) would get the new offices and we would get cubes in the basement. I proofread it and told her to put in a PS saying there would be a circular staircase (we used to have offices in the basement accessed by a spiral staircase). So for everyone has fallen for it. I think mostly because the person who sent it isn't normally jocular.
my april 1st post for our library blog
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Kotaku goes all cake: [link]