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shrift - Apr 01, 2008 5:37:58 am PDT #8603 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Hi, Shir! I'm probably not going to kill you! I think I shall exercise my violent tendencies by KILLING MY SUPERVISOR.

Who seems to think IT IS APPROPRIATE to send TEST MESSAGES to my INBOX because I didn't RESPOND TO A MESSAGE YESTERDAY because I WAS WAITING FOR HIM TO GET BACK FROM FRICKING VACATION to tell me if I was GODDAMNED AUTHORIZED to run the MOTHERFUCKING REPORT.

Also, the building is making strange groaning noises. I mean, sometimes the floor shakes, but this sounds like someone's drilling for oil or something.

Shir - Apr 01, 2008 5:41:44 am PDT #8604 of 10001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Maybe the building resents your supervisor.

Miracleman - Apr 01, 2008 5:45:41 am PDT #8605 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Hey, is Yahoo mail giving anyone else grief?

Dana - Apr 01, 2008 5:48:00 am PDT #8606 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

I think I shall exercise my violent tendencies by KILLING MY SUPERVISOR.

I'm rereading classic L*e G*ldb*rg wank on f_w.

Jesse - Apr 01, 2008 5:52:11 am PDT #8607 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'm considering going out for lunch, like to a restaurant, just to waste time. I'm not even hungry yet, I'm just trying to fill my day! I just delegated the one thing I can really do with everyone on planes today. Ugh.

shrift - Apr 01, 2008 5:59:09 am PDT #8608 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I... seriously. I sent him an e-mail asking him for authorization. If this is his version of an April Fool's joke, I am not amused.

flea - Apr 01, 2008 5:59:52 am PDT #8609 of 10001
information libertarian

My coworker emailed everyone in the department that the building manager stopped by and said that since another department was growing, the plan for our new offices had been changed and they (CIT) would get the new offices and we would get cubes in the basement. I proofread it and told her to put in a PS saying there would be a circular staircase (we used to have offices in the basement accessed by a spiral staircase). So for everyone has fallen for it. I think mostly because the person who sent it isn't normally jocular.

beth b - Apr 01, 2008 6:02:16 am PDT #8610 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

my april 1st post for our library blog

[link]

bon bon - Apr 01, 2008 6:03:36 am PDT #8611 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Kotaku goes all cake: [link]

amych - Apr 01, 2008 6:04:16 am PDT #8612 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Ha! And you're welcome to the basement cube farm...

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