I think I shall exercise my violent tendencies by KILLING MY SUPERVISOR.
I'm rereading classic L*e G*ldb*rg wank on f_w.
Wash: So, two days in a hospital? That's awful. Don't you just hate doctors? Simon: Hey. Wash: I mean, present company excluded. Jayne: Let's not be excluding people. That'd be rude.
'Ariel'
Natter 57 Varieties
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Dana - Apr 01, 2008 5:48:00 am PDT #8606 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
Jesse - Apr 01, 2008 5:52:11 am PDT #8607 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I'm considering going out for lunch, like to a restaurant, just to waste time. I'm not even hungry yet, I'm just trying to fill my day! I just delegated the one thing I can really do with everyone on planes today. Ugh.
shrift - Apr 01, 2008 5:59:09 am PDT #8608 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I... seriously. I sent him an e-mail asking him for authorization. If this is his version of an April Fool's joke, I am not amused.
flea - Apr 01, 2008 5:59:52 am PDT #8609 of 10001
information libertarian
My coworker emailed everyone in the department that the building manager stopped by and said that since another department was growing, the plan for our new offices had been changed and they (CIT) would get the new offices and we would get cubes in the basement. I proofread it and told her to put in a PS saying there would be a circular staircase (we used to have offices in the basement accessed by a spiral staircase). So for everyone has fallen for it. I think mostly because the person who sent it isn't normally jocular.
beth b - Apr 01, 2008 6:02:16 am PDT #8610 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
bon bon - Apr 01, 2008 6:03:36 am PDT #8611 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Kotaku goes all cake: [link]
amych - Apr 01, 2008 6:04:16 am PDT #8612 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Ha! And you're welcome to the basement cube farm...
tommyrot - Apr 01, 2008 6:06:54 am PDT #8613 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
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SuziQ - Apr 01, 2008 6:08:15 am PDT #8614 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Never respond late again with Gmail.
Emily - Apr 01, 2008 6:11:25 am PDT #8615 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
I'm rereading classic L*e G*ldb*rg wank on f_w.
Given that I've been studying convoluted multi-step machines recently, I of course interpolated this as "Lube Goldberg".