I'm considering going out for lunch, like to a restaurant, just to waste time. I'm not even hungry yet, I'm just trying to fill my day! I just delegated the one thing I can really do with everyone on planes today. Ugh.
Lorne: You know what they say about people who need people. Connor: They're the luckiest people in the world. Lorne: You been sneaking peeks at my Streisand collection again, Kiddo? Connor: Just kinda popped out.
'Time Bomb'
Natter 57 Varieties
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Apr 01, 2008 5:52:11 am PDT #8607 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
shrift - Apr 01, 2008 5:59:09 am PDT #8608 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I... seriously. I sent him an e-mail asking him for authorization. If this is his version of an April Fool's joke, I am not amused.
flea - Apr 01, 2008 5:59:52 am PDT #8609 of 10001
information libertarian
My coworker emailed everyone in the department that the building manager stopped by and said that since another department was growing, the plan for our new offices had been changed and they (CIT) would get the new offices and we would get cubes in the basement. I proofread it and told her to put in a PS saying there would be a circular staircase (we used to have offices in the basement accessed by a spiral staircase). So for everyone has fallen for it. I think mostly because the person who sent it isn't normally jocular.
beth b - Apr 01, 2008 6:02:16 am PDT #8610 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
bon bon - Apr 01, 2008 6:03:36 am PDT #8611 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Kotaku goes all cake: [link]
amych - Apr 01, 2008 6:04:16 am PDT #8612 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Ha! And you're welcome to the basement cube farm...
tommyrot - Apr 01, 2008 6:06:54 am PDT #8613 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
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SuziQ - Apr 01, 2008 6:08:15 am PDT #8614 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Never respond late again with Gmail.
Emily - Apr 01, 2008 6:11:25 am PDT #8615 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
I'm rereading classic L*e G*ldb*rg wank on f_w.
Given that I've been studying convoluted multi-step machines recently, I of course interpolated this as "Lube Goldberg".
Vortex - Apr 01, 2008 6:12:21 am PDT #8616 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
I think that this is a joke?
Clegg tots up sex encounters in GQ interview I mean, he's british, so maybe, but what man would say
He gave a modest appraisal of his bedroom skills. "I don't think I am particularly brilliant or particularly bad," he said.