It is a good thing that nobody tried to pull an April Fool's joke on me this morning as I was on the way to the office, because I might have tried to claw someone's face off and not realized what I had done until I got to my cube, drank some coffee, and discovered blood under my fingernails.
Hey, preaching to the choir. I thought our Lady of the Perpetual Sea Breeze was the real deal until the Divine Miss J walked right through that door and right into my ass—which is where my heart is…physiologically. I could show you an x-ray.
Lorne ,'Time Bomb'
Natter 57 Varieties
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
shrift - Apr 01, 2008 5:21:25 am PDT #8599 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Shir - Apr 01, 2008 5:22:16 am PDT #8600 of 10001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Is it the SFPBA (Student/Faculty Puppy-Beaters Association)?
The perspective was much appreciated. Thanks!
hippocampus - Apr 01, 2008 5:23:56 am PDT #8601 of 10001
not your mom's socks.
Shir - Apr 01, 2008 5:25:45 am PDT #8602 of 10001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
It is a good thing that nobody tried to pull an April Fool's joke on me this morning as I was on the way to the office, because I might have tried to claw someone's face off and not realized what I had done until I got to my cube, drank some coffee, and discovered blood under my fingernails.
shrift, I don't think I've said it before - I admire you violent approach to life. You're an inspiration.
(I'm not sarcastic, don't kill me).
shrift - Apr 01, 2008 5:37:58 am PDT #8603 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Hi, Shir! I'm probably not going to kill you! I think I shall exercise my violent tendencies by KILLING MY SUPERVISOR.
Who seems to think IT IS APPROPRIATE to send TEST MESSAGES to my INBOX because I didn't RESPOND TO A MESSAGE YESTERDAY because I WAS WAITING FOR HIM TO GET BACK FROM FRICKING VACATION to tell me if I was GODDAMNED AUTHORIZED to run the MOTHERFUCKING REPORT.
Also, the building is making strange groaning noises. I mean, sometimes the floor shakes, but this sounds like someone's drilling for oil or something.
Shir - Apr 01, 2008 5:41:44 am PDT #8604 of 10001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Maybe the building resents your supervisor.
Miracleman - Apr 01, 2008 5:45:41 am PDT #8605 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Hey, is Yahoo mail giving anyone else grief?
Dana - Apr 01, 2008 5:48:00 am PDT #8606 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
I think I shall exercise my violent tendencies by KILLING MY SUPERVISOR.
I'm rereading classic L*e G*ldb*rg wank on f_w.
Jesse - Apr 01, 2008 5:52:11 am PDT #8607 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I'm considering going out for lunch, like to a restaurant, just to waste time. I'm not even hungry yet, I'm just trying to fill my day! I just delegated the one thing I can really do with everyone on planes today. Ugh.
shrift - Apr 01, 2008 5:59:09 am PDT #8608 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I... seriously. I sent him an e-mail asking him for authorization. If this is his version of an April Fool's joke, I am not amused.