Jayne: 'Cause I don't know these folks. Don't much care to. Mal: They're whores. Jayne: I'm in.

'Heart Of Gold'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


JZ - Mar 17, 2008 10:28:37 am PDT #5520 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

He's such a tool that I want to come out there and help you transform the backyard into trailer park chic silently and in the dark of the night, every night, until the douchebag has an aneurysm.

If someone wants to start a Paypal account for the "Send the douchebag plastic flamingos and lawn gnomes until he suffocates under them" fund, I'm in for a fiver. More if I get a job anytime soon.


Dana - Mar 17, 2008 10:29:04 am PDT #5521 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

It just seemed purposefully mean.

Well, yeah. Asshole.


Toddson - Mar 17, 2008 10:29:19 am PDT #5522 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

you know, there's a company that will come out in the dead of night and put entire FLOCKS of pink flamingos in a yard ....


Fred Pete - Mar 17, 2008 10:30:50 am PDT #5523 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

I'm familiar with "social" but often see it written as "SSN."


Sophia Brooks - Mar 17, 2008 10:33:16 am PDT #5524 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

What a jackhole! I thought I had it bad with my neighbors taking my shovel off the porch in the middle of winter!

Of couse I always want to make it "soc" like from The Outsiders.

I cannot tell you how long it took me to figure out that that wasn't pronounced "sock"


Daisy Jane - Mar 17, 2008 10:34:52 am PDT #5525 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Allyson, my sister in shitheel neighbors. Our crazy across the street one called the cops on us Saturday 7 times. Starting at 3 in the afternoon. Seriously? Our little house party was a huge annoyance what with the big honking parade and block party one block up?

Also I lent your book to a coworker today. I think she'll find it really interesting, due to the nature of our work and the project she's on.

Lastly, We witnessed the prelude to this [link] . Mr Jane and I were relaxing on the couch watching a movie when we heard a car speeding down our very residential street and then sirens following, then we heard a loud "BANG!" when the Toyota sideswiped the cars in front of our house. Mr. Jane and Landlord's boyfriend followed to see if the speeder was aressted, and make a report of what we saw/heard. The answer is yes, but not before he killed someone.


Jessica - Mar 17, 2008 10:35:05 am PDT #5526 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

when I asked where my red ceramic bowl (I kept extra votives in it) was, it was stacked up on the side of the house with the "junk."

What an asshole.


Aims - Mar 17, 2008 10:35:31 am PDT #5527 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

when I asked where my red ceramic bowl (I kept extra votives in it) was, it was stacked up on the side of the house with the "junk."

What a fucktard.


Steph L. - Mar 17, 2008 10:36:28 am PDT #5528 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Allyson, I'm all in favor of stealth-gnoming your neighbor into submission.


Steph L. - Mar 17, 2008 10:38:18 am PDT #5529 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Oh! Welcome, Shir!