I say we sign him up for the Jehovah's Witnesses to come visit.
AND stealth gnome him.
Jayne: Yeah, that was some pretty risky sittin' you did there. Wash: That's right, of course, 'cause they wouldn't arrest me if we got boarded, I'm just the pilot. I can always say I was flying the ship by accident.
'Serenity'
Natter 57 Varieties
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Aims - Mar 17, 2008 10:38:20 am PDT #5530 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 17, 2008 10:40:45 am PDT #5531 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Don't forget a cutout of someone bending over, a plastic Madonna, and a reflecting ball. Maybe something inflatable as well.
msbelle - Mar 17, 2008 10:41:08 am PDT #5532 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
in my head a small army of not so stealthy nor ninja-like angry folk all dressed in black will sneak in each night to add items to the backyard and/or to wait outside for the jackhole and hit him with paintballs or water balloons or glitter bombs.
Miracleman - Mar 17, 2008 10:41:13 am PDT #5533 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
LEG LAMP!!
Steph L. - Mar 17, 2008 10:42:09 am PDT #5534 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I say we sign him up for the Jehovah's Witnesses to come visit.
AND stealth gnome him.
Don't forget a cutout of someone bending over, a plastic Madonna, and a reflecting ball. Maybe something inflatable as well.
in my head a small army of not so stealthy nor ninja-like angry folk all dressed in black will sneak in each night to add items to the backyard and/or to wait outside for the jackhole and hit him with paintballs or water balloons or glitter bombs.
All you need is a piece of cardboard and a marker.
msbelle - Mar 17, 2008 10:42:27 am PDT #5535 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
maybe we should all find "charming things" from around our home and send them c/o the decorating czar.
Allyson - Mar 17, 2008 10:42:30 am PDT #5536 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Thanks, guys. I would have been totally okay with a redesign of the garden, just not a hostile takeover.
And I think it's kind of dumb, since it means that instead of everyone adding their own pieces, like the horse-shaped garden lights and the dragon-fly windchimes, we'll all have to agree to conform to a specific style. Which, I guess left him out if he just wanted it to be simple and elegant.
Jesse - Mar 17, 2008 10:43:33 am PDT #5537 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I am really angry at that douche, but not as articulate as many of these other folks. ^^^^
I cannot tell you how long it took me to figure out that that wasn't pronounced "sock"
Oh, god, me too.
erikaj - Mar 17, 2008 10:43:38 am PDT #5538 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Hi, Shir. Allyson's Neighbor: punk-assed bitch. And how much do I love JZ quoting the evil-yet-compelling Clay Davis? This Much. Although personally, I prefer "Hayl naw" So, JZ, would you really "Take any motherfucker's money, if they giving it away?"
Toddson - Mar 17, 2008 10:44:44 am PDT #5539 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Nicole? want to send down that, um, thing?