Allyson, I'm all in favor of stealth-gnoming your neighbor into submission.
Spike? It's you. It's really you! My therapist thought I was holding on to false hope, but…I knew you'd come back. You're like…you're like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever. Oh…he's alive Frodo. He's alive.
Andrew ,'Damage'
Natter 57 Varieties
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - Mar 17, 2008 10:36:28 am PDT #5528 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Steph L. - Mar 17, 2008 10:38:18 am PDT #5529 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Oh! Welcome, Shir!
Aims - Mar 17, 2008 10:38:20 am PDT #5530 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I say we sign him up for the Jehovah's Witnesses to come visit.
AND stealth gnome him.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 17, 2008 10:40:45 am PDT #5531 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Don't forget a cutout of someone bending over, a plastic Madonna, and a reflecting ball. Maybe something inflatable as well.
msbelle - Mar 17, 2008 10:41:08 am PDT #5532 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
in my head a small army of not so stealthy nor ninja-like angry folk all dressed in black will sneak in each night to add items to the backyard and/or to wait outside for the jackhole and hit him with paintballs or water balloons or glitter bombs.
Miracleman - Mar 17, 2008 10:41:13 am PDT #5533 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
LEG LAMP!!
Steph L. - Mar 17, 2008 10:42:09 am PDT #5534 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I say we sign him up for the Jehovah's Witnesses to come visit.
AND stealth gnome him.
Don't forget a cutout of someone bending over, a plastic Madonna, and a reflecting ball. Maybe something inflatable as well.
in my head a small army of not so stealthy nor ninja-like angry folk all dressed in black will sneak in each night to add items to the backyard and/or to wait outside for the jackhole and hit him with paintballs or water balloons or glitter bombs.
All you need is a piece of cardboard and a marker.
msbelle - Mar 17, 2008 10:42:27 am PDT #5535 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
maybe we should all find "charming things" from around our home and send them c/o the decorating czar.
Allyson - Mar 17, 2008 10:42:30 am PDT #5536 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Thanks, guys. I would have been totally okay with a redesign of the garden, just not a hostile takeover.
And I think it's kind of dumb, since it means that instead of everyone adding their own pieces, like the horse-shaped garden lights and the dragon-fly windchimes, we'll all have to agree to conform to a specific style. Which, I guess left him out if he just wanted it to be simple and elegant.
Jesse - Mar 17, 2008 10:43:33 am PDT #5537 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I am really angry at that douche, but not as articulate as many of these other folks. ^^^^
I cannot tell you how long it took me to figure out that that wasn't pronounced "sock"
Oh, god, me too.