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Aims - Mar 17, 2008 10:35:31 am PDT #5527 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

when I asked where my red ceramic bowl (I kept extra votives in it) was, it was stacked up on the side of the house with the "junk."

What a fucktard.


Steph L. - Mar 17, 2008 10:36:28 am PDT #5528 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Allyson, I'm all in favor of stealth-gnoming your neighbor into submission.


Steph L. - Mar 17, 2008 10:38:18 am PDT #5529 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Oh! Welcome, Shir!


Aims - Mar 17, 2008 10:38:20 am PDT #5530 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I say we sign him up for the Jehovah's Witnesses to come visit.

AND stealth gnome him.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 17, 2008 10:40:45 am PDT #5531 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Don't forget a cutout of someone bending over, a plastic Madonna, and a reflecting ball. Maybe something inflatable as well.


msbelle - Mar 17, 2008 10:41:08 am PDT #5532 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

in my head a small army of not so stealthy nor ninja-like angry folk all dressed in black will sneak in each night to add items to the backyard and/or to wait outside for the jackhole and hit him with paintballs or water balloons or glitter bombs.


Miracleman - Mar 17, 2008 10:41:13 am PDT #5533 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

LEG LAMP!!


Steph L. - Mar 17, 2008 10:42:09 am PDT #5534 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I say we sign him up for the Jehovah's Witnesses to come visit.

AND stealth gnome him.

Don't forget a cutout of someone bending over, a plastic Madonna, and a reflecting ball. Maybe something inflatable as well.

in my head a small army of not so stealthy nor ninja-like angry folk all dressed in black will sneak in each night to add items to the backyard and/or to wait outside for the jackhole and hit him with paintballs or water balloons or glitter bombs.

All you need is a piece of cardboard and a marker.


msbelle - Mar 17, 2008 10:42:27 am PDT #5535 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

maybe we should all find "charming things" from around our home and send them c/o the decorating czar.


Allyson - Mar 17, 2008 10:42:30 am PDT #5536 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Thanks, guys. I would have been totally okay with a redesign of the garden, just not a hostile takeover.

And I think it's kind of dumb, since it means that instead of everyone adding their own pieces, like the horse-shaped garden lights and the dragon-fly windchimes, we'll all have to agree to conform to a specific style. Which, I guess left him out if he just wanted it to be simple and elegant.