Allyson, my sister in shitheel neighbors. Our crazy across the street one called the cops on us Saturday 7 times. Starting at 3 in the afternoon. Seriously? Our little house party was a huge annoyance what with the
big honking parade and block party one block up?
Also I lent your book to a coworker today. I think she'll find it really interesting, due to the nature of our work and the project she's on.
Lastly, We witnessed the prelude to this [link] . Mr Jane and I were relaxing on the couch watching a movie when we heard a car speeding down our very residential street and then sirens following, then we heard a loud "BANG!" when the Toyota sideswiped the cars in front of our house. Mr. Jane and Landlord's boyfriend followed to see if the speeder was aressted, and make a report of what we saw/heard. The answer is yes, but not before he killed someone.
Allyson, I'm all in favor of stealth-gnoming your neighbor into submission.
I say we sign him up for the Jehovah's Witnesses to come visit.
AND stealth gnome him.
Don't forget a cutout of someone bending over, a plastic Madonna, and a reflecting ball. Maybe something inflatable as well.
in my head a small army of not so stealthy nor ninja-like angry folk all dressed in black will sneak in each night to add items to the backyard and/or to wait outside for the jackhole and hit him with paintballs or water balloons or glitter bombs.
I say we sign him up for the Jehovah's Witnesses to come visit.
AND stealth gnome him.
Don't forget a cutout of someone bending over, a plastic Madonna, and a reflecting ball. Maybe something inflatable as well.
in my head a small army of not so stealthy nor ninja-like angry folk all dressed in black will sneak in each night to add items to the backyard and/or to wait outside for the jackhole and hit him with paintballs or water balloons or glitter bombs.
All you need is a piece of cardboard and a marker.
