Do you see any goats around? No, because I sacrificed them.

Willow ,'Showtime'


Natter 57 Varieties  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Fred Pete - Mar 17, 2008 10:30:50 am PDT #5523 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

I'm familiar with "social" but often see it written as "SSN."


Sophia Brooks - Mar 17, 2008 10:33:16 am PDT #5524 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

What a jackhole! I thought I had it bad with my neighbors taking my shovel off the porch in the middle of winter!

Of couse I always want to make it "soc" like from The Outsiders.

I cannot tell you how long it took me to figure out that that wasn't pronounced "sock"


Daisy Jane - Mar 17, 2008 10:34:52 am PDT #5525 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Allyson, my sister in shitheel neighbors. Our crazy across the street one called the cops on us Saturday 7 times. Starting at 3 in the afternoon. Seriously? Our little house party was a huge annoyance what with the big honking parade and block party one block up?

Also I lent your book to a coworker today. I think she'll find it really interesting, due to the nature of our work and the project she's on.

Lastly, We witnessed the prelude to this [link] . Mr Jane and I were relaxing on the couch watching a movie when we heard a car speeding down our very residential street and then sirens following, then we heard a loud "BANG!" when the Toyota sideswiped the cars in front of our house. Mr. Jane and Landlord's boyfriend followed to see if the speeder was aressted, and make a report of what we saw/heard. The answer is yes, but not before he killed someone.


Jessica - Mar 17, 2008 10:35:05 am PDT #5526 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

when I asked where my red ceramic bowl (I kept extra votives in it) was, it was stacked up on the side of the house with the "junk."

What an asshole.


Aims - Mar 17, 2008 10:35:31 am PDT #5527 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

when I asked where my red ceramic bowl (I kept extra votives in it) was, it was stacked up on the side of the house with the "junk."

What a fucktard.


Steph L. - Mar 17, 2008 10:36:28 am PDT #5528 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Allyson, I'm all in favor of stealth-gnoming your neighbor into submission.


Steph L. - Mar 17, 2008 10:38:18 am PDT #5529 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Oh! Welcome, Shir!


Aims - Mar 17, 2008 10:38:20 am PDT #5530 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I say we sign him up for the Jehovah's Witnesses to come visit.

AND stealth gnome him.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 17, 2008 10:40:45 am PDT #5531 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Don't forget a cutout of someone bending over, a plastic Madonna, and a reflecting ball. Maybe something inflatable as well.


msbelle - Mar 17, 2008 10:41:08 am PDT #5532 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

in my head a small army of not so stealthy nor ninja-like angry folk all dressed in black will sneak in each night to add items to the backyard and/or to wait outside for the jackhole and hit him with paintballs or water balloons or glitter bombs.