Pa. man gets probation for mailing bloody cow’s head to wife’s lover
NORRISTOWN, Pa. - A western Pennsylvania man who mailed a bloody cow's head to his wife's lover has been sentenced to probation and community service.
Jason Michael Fife "understands that in a civilized society a person cannot send a severed cow's head to anybody," said his defense lawyer, Henry Hilles.
"My client did step over the line here, but one can certainly understand his frustration, given that the victim was carrying on an affair with my client's wife," Hilles said.
Authorities in Lower Pottsgrove arrested Fife and charged him with stalking, terroristic threats, disorderly conduct and harassment after he allegedly sent threatening messages and pictures to the victim between May and September 2006.
Hmm. Mailing gross things is illegal. Noted.
FCM: Pirates, Cavemen, Astronauts
That's fine for him but it doesn't do her much good.
Yeah, but the amount he spends is gonna be more than she makes, at least for the sex he might have with her at the whorehouse.
Hmm. Mailing gross things is illegal. Noted.
I think I mentioned this before, but in the summer after I graduated high school I considered sending my ex-girlfriend a mummified cat. I decided not to when I figured she'd realize I was the only person she know who might have access to mummified cats. (Poor kitties got smothered in dry chopped hay.)
But still, a mummified cat would be far less gross than a severed cow's head, in addition to being easier to dispose of.
yoghurt:
I'm with lee.
also:
soccer players, racecar drivers, sailors
F pirates, C cavemen (sorry, Jondalar!), M astronauts
Criminals is stupid....
On the news they commented that the check fraud charges were the only ones possible -- nothing else they did was illegal.
Which somehow cracks me up. And makes me want to (with full permission of the deceased of course) take a fresh corpse on one last joyride.
Jason Michael Fife "understands that in a civilized society a person cannot send a severed cow's head to anybody," said his defense lawyer, Henry Hilles.
Right, you need to deliver a servered cow's head in person to give it that special touch. Bonus points if it turns up in the bed of a sleeping dairy executive.
