Hmm. Mailing gross things is illegal. Noted.
I had a whole section about civic pride.
Mayor ,'Chosen'
Natter 56: ...we need the writers.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Jan 09, 2008 8:45:53 am PST #1842 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Lee - Jan 09, 2008 8:46:09 am PST #1843 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
FCM: Pirates, Cavemen, Astronauts
tommyrot - Jan 09, 2008 8:46:35 am PST #1844 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
That's fine for him but it doesn't do her much good.
Yeah, but the amount he spends is gonna be more than she makes, at least for the sex he might have with her at the whorehouse.
hippocampus - Jan 09, 2008 8:47:52 am PST #1845 of 10001
not your mom's socks.
Of the three, he's by far the most marryable; and the only question is which of the other two I can chuck furthest.
perzactly.
tommyrot - Jan 09, 2008 8:49:25 am PST #1846 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Hmm. Mailing gross things is illegal. Noted.
I think I mentioned this before, but in the summer after I graduated high school I considered sending my ex-girlfriend a mummified cat. I decided not to when I figured she'd realize I was the only person she know who might have access to mummified cats. (Poor kitties got smothered in dry chopped hay.)
But still, a mummified cat would be far less gross than a severed cow's head, in addition to being easier to dispose of.
hippocampus - Jan 09, 2008 8:50:23 am PST #1847 of 10001
not your mom's socks.
yoghurt:
I'm with lee.
also:
soccer players, racecar drivers, sailors
Susan W. - Jan 09, 2008 8:51:21 am PST #1848 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
F pirates, C cavemen (sorry, Jondalar!), M astronauts
Trudy Booth - Jan 09, 2008 8:55:44 am PST #1849 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Criminals is stupid....
On the news they commented that the check fraud charges were the only ones possible -- nothing else they did was illegal.
Which somehow cracks me up. And makes me want to (with full permission of the deceased of course) take a fresh corpse on one last joyride.
Frankenbuddha - Jan 09, 2008 8:57:56 am PST #1850 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Jason Michael Fife "understands that in a civilized society a person cannot send a severed cow's head to anybody," said his defense lawyer, Henry Hilles.
Right, you need to deliver a servered cow's head in person to give it that special touch. Bonus points if it turns up in the bed of a sleeping dairy executive.
Kathy A - Jan 09, 2008 8:58:59 am PST #1851 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
(sorry, Jondalar!)
Well, he does have the Massive Member, and you don't want to hurt yourself, so chucking is probably the best option.