Of the three, he's by far the most marryable; and the only question is which of the other two I can chuck furthest.
perzactly.
I'm all up in the law now, but damn it feels good to get my violence on.
Gunn ,'Unleashed'
Natter 56: ...we need the writers.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
hippocampus - Jan 09, 2008 8:47:52 am PST #1845 of 10001
not your mom's socks.
tommyrot - Jan 09, 2008 8:49:25 am PST #1846 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Hmm. Mailing gross things is illegal. Noted.
I think I mentioned this before, but in the summer after I graduated high school I considered sending my ex-girlfriend a mummified cat. I decided not to when I figured she'd realize I was the only person she know who might have access to mummified cats. (Poor kitties got smothered in dry chopped hay.)
But still, a mummified cat would be far less gross than a severed cow's head, in addition to being easier to dispose of.
hippocampus - Jan 09, 2008 8:50:23 am PST #1847 of 10001
not your mom's socks.
yoghurt:
I'm with lee.
also:
soccer players, racecar drivers, sailors
Susan W. - Jan 09, 2008 8:51:21 am PST #1848 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
F pirates, C cavemen (sorry, Jondalar!), M astronauts
Trudy Booth - Jan 09, 2008 8:55:44 am PST #1849 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Criminals is stupid....
On the news they commented that the check fraud charges were the only ones possible -- nothing else they did was illegal.
Which somehow cracks me up. And makes me want to (with full permission of the deceased of course) take a fresh corpse on one last joyride.
Frankenbuddha - Jan 09, 2008 8:57:56 am PST #1850 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Jason Michael Fife "understands that in a civilized society a person cannot send a severed cow's head to anybody," said his defense lawyer, Henry Hilles.
Right, you need to deliver a servered cow's head in person to give it that special touch. Bonus points if it turns up in the bed of a sleeping dairy executive.
Kathy A - Jan 09, 2008 8:58:59 am PST #1851 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
(sorry, Jondalar!)
Well, he does have the Massive Member, and you don't want to hurt yourself, so chucking is probably the best option.
tommyrot - Jan 09, 2008 8:59:37 am PST #1852 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Oddly enough, the cow-head-mailing guy ended up reconciling with his wife....
Cass - Jan 09, 2008 9:00:09 am PST #1853 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
F racecar drivers
C soccer players
M sailors
I assume sailors means like yachting or yacht racing and not Navy. And as much as I dig drivers? They seem to make lousy husbands. Why do I feel the need to justify the merely F'ing and not M'ing of racers?
Frankenbuddha - Jan 09, 2008 9:00:44 am PST #1854 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Oddly enough, the cow-head-mailing guy ended up reconciling with his wife....
Maybe it was the dozen roses he had sticking out of the neck stump.