(sorry, Jondalar!)
Well, he does have the Massive Member, and you don't want to hurt yourself, so chucking is probably the best option.
Doesn't matter that we took him off that boat, Shepherd, it's the place he's going to live from now on.
Mal ,'Bushwhacked'
Natter 56: ...we need the writers.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Kathy A - Jan 09, 2008 8:58:59 am PST #1851 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
tommyrot - Jan 09, 2008 8:59:37 am PST #1852 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Oddly enough, the cow-head-mailing guy ended up reconciling with his wife....
Cass - Jan 09, 2008 9:00:09 am PST #1853 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
F racecar drivers
C soccer players
M sailors
I assume sailors means like yachting or yacht racing and not Navy. And as much as I dig drivers? They seem to make lousy husbands. Why do I feel the need to justify the merely F'ing and not M'ing of racers?
Frankenbuddha - Jan 09, 2008 9:00:44 am PST #1854 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Oddly enough, the cow-head-mailing guy ended up reconciling with his wife....
Maybe it was the dozen roses he had sticking out of the neck stump.
§ ita § - Jan 09, 2008 9:01:55 am PST #1855 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
the amount he spends is gonna be more than she makes, at least for the sex he might have with her at the whorehouse
She's not just doing him, though. Her nightly take is liable to be larger than what he spends.
tommyrot - Jan 09, 2008 9:04:00 am PST #1856 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
She's not just doing him, though. Her nightly take is liable to be larger than what he spends.
Well yeah, I was referring to just the sex that he might have with her (or some other prostitute.) So to maximize their money, she should continue to work "outside the home" during the time she's not having sex with her husband.
tommyrot - Jan 09, 2008 9:04:38 am PST #1857 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Maybe it was the dozen roses he had sticking out of the neck stump.
He mailed the cow's head to his wife's lover, not his wife.
Frankenbuddha - Jan 09, 2008 9:06:59 am PST #1858 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
D'oh. Second reading comprehension error I've made and posted on in the last five minutes (points to Boxed Set).
Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 09, 2008 9:07:49 am PST #1859 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
FCM: Pirates, Cavemen, Astronauts
Are we talking John Crichton Astronauts, or diaper-wearing kidnapper Astronauts? All crazies are not behotted equally...
§ ita § - Jan 09, 2008 9:09:27 am PST #1860 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
That Myspace impersonator issue was on my mind while I was watching a Cold Case Tivo grabbed for me last night. On it, the girl's mother was online pretending to be her and pouring out her heart to a slightly older guy. The girl got involved a couple times when things came into meatspace--a note, a flower, a phone call, but most of the communication wasn't her.
So very messed up.