Saffron: But we've been wed. Aren't we to become one flesh? Mal: Well, no, uh... We're still two fleshes here, and I think that your flesh ought to sleep somewhere else.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 56: ...we need the writers.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jan 09, 2008 8:30:51 am PST #1831 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Criminals is stupid....

NEW YORK - Two men wheeled a dead man through the streets in an office chair to a check-cashing store Tuesday and tried to cash his Social Security check before being arrested on fraud charges, police said.

David J. Dalaia and James O'Hare pushed Virgilio Cintron's body from the Manhattan apartment that O'Hare and Cintron shared to Pay-O-Matic, about a block away, spokesman Paul Browne said witnesses told police.

"The witnesses saw the two pushing the chair with Cintron flopping from side to side and the two individuals propping him up and keeping him from flopping from side to side," Browne said.

The men left Cintron's body outside the store, went inside and tried to cash his $355 check, Browne said. The store's clerk, who knew Cintron, asked the men where he was, and O'Hare told the clerk they would go and get him, Browne said.

A police detective who was having lunch at a restaurant next to the check-cashing store noticed a crowd forming around Cintron's body, and "it's immediately apparent to him that Cintron is dead," Browne said.

The detective called uniformed New York Police Department officers at a nearby precinct. Emergency medical technicians arrived as O'Hare and Dalaia were preparing to wheel Cintron's body into the check-cashing store, Browne said. Police arrested Dalaia and O'Hare there, he said.

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Dana - Jan 09, 2008 8:34:12 am PST #1832 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Heathcliff, Rochester, Lydgate

I don't think I know who Lydgate is, but I'm chucking Heathcliff. Is there something stronger than chuck? Shove away in disgust? Defenestrate? Have arrested for being fucking nuts?


Trudy Booth - Jan 09, 2008 8:35:16 am PST #1833 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

If you like Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain...

Awww.... they're divorcing. They must not know the song.

Really, scuzzy cheater rent-a-screw dirtbags, stay with your own kind.


Susan W. - Jan 09, 2008 8:38:20 am PST #1834 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

I don't think I know who Lydgate is, but I'm chucking Heathcliff. Is there something stronger than chuck? Shove away in disgust? Defenestrate? Have arrested for being fucking nuts?

Dana is me.


tommyrot - Jan 09, 2008 8:38:21 am PST #1835 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Really, scuzzy cheater rent-a-screw dirtbags, stay with your own kind.

The whole article is really short, but it's annoying that it focuses on "wife working at whorehouse without husband knowing" and not "husband caught going to whorehouse."


lisah - Jan 09, 2008 8:39:39 am PST #1836 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

I don't think I know who Lydgate is, but I'm chucking Heathcliff. Is there something stronger than chuck? Shove away in disgust? Defenestrate? Have arrested for being fucking nuts?

I'm with Dana.


Miracleman - Jan 09, 2008 8:40:04 am PST #1837 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

The whole article is really short, but it's annoying that it focuses on "wife working at whorehouse without husband knowing" and not "husband caught going to whorehouse."

"What are you doing here?"

"What are YOU doing here?"

...

"So...your lawyer or mine?"

Also: I think an evil part of me would end up saying "So, wife...how much for a hummer?"


tommyrot - Jan 09, 2008 8:42:29 am PST #1838 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Also: I think an evil part of me would end up saying "So, wife...how much for a hummer?"

Think of all the money they could save if they had sex at home and cut out the middlemadame....


Nutty - Jan 09, 2008 8:43:04 am PST #1839 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

The whole article is really short, but it's annoying that it focuses on "wife working at whorehouse without husband knowing" and not "husband caught going to whorehouse."

Well, honey, I wouldn't need a second job if you weren't spending all the household income on your "hobby." Yes, I'm faking it at home too.

I don't think I know who Lydgate is

Lydgate is from Middlemarch, and he's a young artiste with a poor sense of discretion, but luckily he's not a psycho. Of the three, he's by far the most marryable; and the only question is which of the other two I can chuck furthest.


brenda m - Jan 09, 2008 8:43:53 am PST #1840 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Think of all the money they could save if they had sex at home and cut out the middlemadame....

That's fine for him but it doesn't do her much good.