Slum Lord of the Rings: The Two Dilapidated, Condemned Towers.
Jayne: There's times I think you don't take me seriously. I think that ought to change. Mal: Do you think it's likely to?
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Miracleman - Jan 04, 2008 11:23:50 am PST #864 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Steph L. - Jan 04, 2008 11:25:19 am PST #865 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Aimee, you're just an employee of a slumlord!
She's a slumunderling.
amych - Jan 04, 2008 11:26:03 am PST #866 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
A slumvassal, perhaps?
Steph L. - Jan 04, 2008 11:26:49 am PST #867 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Slumtoady.
tommyrot - Jan 04, 2008 11:27:31 am PST #868 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Slumminion.
Glamcookie - Jan 04, 2008 11:28:20 am PST #869 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Slumpress
Miracleman - Jan 04, 2008 11:28:25 am PST #870 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Henchslumlord
Aims - Jan 04, 2008 11:29:50 am PST #871 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Bwahahahahaha!!
Don't forget - technically, I am an Officer of the company!
I need to create our menu for the next two weeks so I can go grocery shopping tonight or tomorrow.
Miracleman - Jan 04, 2008 11:34:50 am PST #872 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Phone: *Ring.*
Me: You. Are. Kidding.
Phone: *Don't look at me like that. Ring.*
Me: But...
Phone: *RING ALL READY, OKAY?! FUCK!*
Fuckcake O' the Day IV: Hi, my name is (FCOtDIV) and I was just speaking to one of the ladies in HR.
Me: Okay.
FCOtDIV: Yeah, she was supposed to fax me a form for my blahblahblah and it didn't come through.
Me: Okay...well, do you know who you spoke to?
FCOtDIV: No. One of the ladies.
Me: How long ago did you call?
FCOtDIV: Ten minutes.
Me: ...
Vortex - Jan 04, 2008 11:39:27 am PST #873 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Don't forget - technically, I am an Officer of the company!
great, liability. umm, what kind of entity is it?