Phone: *Ring.*

Me: You. Are. Kidding.

Phone: *Don't look at me like that. Ring.*

Me: But...

Phone: *RING ALL READY, OKAY?! FUCK!*

Fuckcake O' the Day IV: Hi, my name is (FCOtDIV) and I was just speaking to one of the ladies in HR.

Me: Okay.

FCOtDIV: Yeah, she was supposed to fax me a form for my blahblahblah and it didn't come through.

Me: Okay...well, do you know who you spoke to?

FCOtDIV: No. One of the ladies.

Me: How long ago did you call?

FCOtDIV: Ten minutes.

Me: ...

Don't forget - technically, I am an Officer of the company!

great, liability. umm, what kind of entity is it?

great, liability. umm, what kind of entity is it?

LLC!!!

whew! gotta love Limited Liability. Um, you keep good records right? especially of the shady shit?

Um, you keep good records right? especially of the shady shit?

opens file cabinet drawer A-D

pulls out several inches think file filed under "CYA"

Betcher sweet ass, babycakes.

As if FCOtDII returning Person's call alters reality!

Oddly enough, in my experience that can magically turn "He's away from his desk" to "I just saw him come in."

The funny thing is - I don't think Boss means to be shady all the time. Sometimes, yes. Like all bosses (IME) are. Cutting corners and costs, ignoring that til it goes away, etc. I think Boss is overwhelmed and understaffed. Sadly, he doesn't have the cash flow to be able to bring someone in. Boss Assistant is looking into getting us an intern.

Hi all!!! I have a question for y'all because if any group can give me good info, this one can.

My older sister is the most trusting soul in the universe. As such, she takes what men tell her as the truth and doesn't ever question it. She's been burned several times.

She's now seeing someone new and as she told me about him, my Spidey Sense started to tingle. I don't buy his story.

I've got some info on him and have tried to find any verification of his story, but I can't find squat. Supposedly, he has 2 PhDs from Penn. I can't find any published material by him and his name isn't extremely common. He also supposedly worked for the CDC and The Med (large hospital in Memphis) and can't find any verification of that either.

Do any of you have any suggestions on where I can look? The more I look and the less I find the more convinced I am that he's lying, but I need to exhaust any possibilities before I can make my sister believe he's No Good.

Maybe it's because I know they don't really give a shit and they're now wasting my time with stupid "pleasantries".

Oh my god yes! And then after you answer "fine." they say, "Good, good to hear that!" Really? You were that concerned with how I am? THEN STOP CALLING WITH STUPID QUESTIONS!

Oddly enough, in my experience that can magically turn "He's away from his desk" to "I just saw him come in."

Generally not with CS though. It might work with me, though more than likely, It'll not be "they just came in" but "Let me see if I can go find them."

2 PhDs from Penn. I can't find any published material by him and his name isn't extremely common.

Where did you look? What was his position at the CDC?