Slumminion.
If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.
Book ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
tommyrot - Jan 04, 2008 11:27:31 am PST #868 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Glamcookie - Jan 04, 2008 11:28:20 am PST #869 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Slumpress
Miracleman - Jan 04, 2008 11:28:25 am PST #870 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Henchslumlord
Aims - Jan 04, 2008 11:29:50 am PST #871 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Bwahahahahaha!!
Don't forget - technically, I am an Officer of the company!
I need to create our menu for the next two weeks so I can go grocery shopping tonight or tomorrow.
Miracleman - Jan 04, 2008 11:34:50 am PST #872 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Phone: *Ring.*
Me: You. Are. Kidding.
Phone: *Don't look at me like that. Ring.*
Me: But...
Phone: *RING ALL READY, OKAY?! FUCK!*
Fuckcake O' the Day IV: Hi, my name is (FCOtDIV) and I was just speaking to one of the ladies in HR.
Me: Okay.
FCOtDIV: Yeah, she was supposed to fax me a form for my blahblahblah and it didn't come through.
Me: Okay...well, do you know who you spoke to?
FCOtDIV: No. One of the ladies.
Me: How long ago did you call?
FCOtDIV: Ten minutes.
Me: ...
Vortex - Jan 04, 2008 11:39:27 am PST #873 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Don't forget - technically, I am an Officer of the company!
great, liability. umm, what kind of entity is it?
Aims - Jan 04, 2008 11:39:57 am PST #874 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
great, liability. umm, what kind of entity is it?
LLC!!!
Vortex - Jan 04, 2008 11:43:20 am PST #875 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
whew! gotta love Limited Liability. Um, you keep good records right? especially of the shady shit?
Aims - Jan 04, 2008 11:46:55 am PST #876 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Um, you keep good records right? especially of the shady shit?
opens file cabinet drawer A-D
pulls out several inches think file filed under "CYA"
Betcher sweet ass, babycakes.
Ginger - Jan 04, 2008 11:48:29 am PST #877 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
As if FCOtDII returning Person's call alters reality!
Oddly enough, in my experience that can magically turn "He's away from his desk" to "I just saw him come in."