Don't belong. Dangerous, like you. Can't be controlled. Can't be trusted. Everyone could just go on without me and not have to worry. People could be what they wanted to be. Could be with the people they wanted. Live simple. No secrets.

River ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Jan 04, 2008 11:25:19 am PST #865 of 10001
That which does not kill you should RUN

Aimee, you're just an employee of a slumlord!

She's a slumunderling.


amych - Jan 04, 2008 11:26:03 am PST #866 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

A slumvassal, perhaps?


Steph L. - Jan 04, 2008 11:26:49 am PST #867 of 10001
That which does not kill you should RUN

Slumtoady.


tommyrot - Jan 04, 2008 11:27:31 am PST #868 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Slumminion.


Glamcookie - Jan 04, 2008 11:28:20 am PST #869 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Slumpress


Miracleman - Jan 04, 2008 11:28:25 am PST #870 of 10001
I can do this all day

Henchslumlord


Aims - Jan 04, 2008 11:29:50 am PST #871 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Bwahahahahaha!!

Don't forget - technically, I am an Officer of the company!

I need to create our menu for the next two weeks so I can go grocery shopping tonight or tomorrow.


Miracleman - Jan 04, 2008 11:34:50 am PST #872 of 10001
I can do this all day

Phone: *Ring.*

Me: You. Are. Kidding.

Phone: *Don't look at me like that. Ring.*

Me: But...

Phone: *RING ALL READY, OKAY?! FUCK!*

Fuckcake O' the Day IV: Hi, my name is (FCOtDIV) and I was just speaking to one of the ladies in HR.

Me: Okay.

FCOtDIV: Yeah, she was supposed to fax me a form for my blahblahblah and it didn't come through.

Me: Okay...well, do you know who you spoke to?

FCOtDIV: No. One of the ladies.

Me: How long ago did you call?

FCOtDIV: Ten minutes.

Me: ...


Vortex - Jan 04, 2008 11:39:27 am PST #873 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Don't forget - technically, I am an Officer of the company!

great, liability. umm, what kind of entity is it?


Aims - Jan 04, 2008 11:39:57 am PST #874 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

great, liability. umm, what kind of entity is it?

LLC!!!