Slumpress
'Hell Bound'
Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Henchslumlord
Bwahahahahaha!!
Don't forget - technically, I am an Officer of the company!
I need to create our menu for the next two weeks so I can go grocery shopping tonight or tomorrow.
Phone: *Ring.*
Me: You. Are. Kidding.
Phone: *Don't look at me like that. Ring.*
Me: But...
Phone: *RING ALL READY, OKAY?! FUCK!*
Fuckcake O' the Day IV: Hi, my name is (FCOtDIV) and I was just speaking to one of the ladies in HR.
Me: Okay.
FCOtDIV: Yeah, she was supposed to fax me a form for my blahblahblah and it didn't come through.
Me: Okay...well, do you know who you spoke to?
FCOtDIV: No. One of the ladies.
Me: How long ago did you call?
FCOtDIV: Ten minutes.
Me: ...
Don't forget - technically, I am an Officer of the company!
great, liability. umm, what kind of entity is it?
great, liability. umm, what kind of entity is it?
LLC!!!
whew! gotta love Limited Liability. Um, you keep good records right? especially of the shady shit?
Um, you keep good records right? especially of the shady shit?
opens file cabinet drawer A-D
pulls out several inches think file filed under "CYA"
Betcher sweet ass, babycakes.
As if FCOtDII returning Person's call alters reality!
Oddly enough, in my experience that can magically turn "He's away from his desk" to "I just saw him come in."
The funny thing is - I don't think Boss means to be shady all the time. Sometimes, yes. Like all bosses (IME) are. Cutting corners and costs, ignoring that til it goes away, etc. I think Boss is overwhelmed and understaffed. Sadly, he doesn't have the cash flow to be able to bring someone in. Boss Assistant is looking into getting us an intern.