Cordelia: I get it now. You're all spies. Probably all Russian. And you've brainwashed me, and want me to believe we're friends so I'll spill the beans about some nano-technology thingy that you want. Gunn: So I look Russian to you? Cordelia: Black Russian. Angel: That's a drink.

'Hell Bound'


Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Glamcookie - Jan 04, 2008 11:28:20 am PST #869 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Slumpress


Miracleman - Jan 04, 2008 11:28:25 am PST #870 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Henchslumlord


Aims - Jan 04, 2008 11:29:50 am PST #871 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Bwahahahahaha!!

Don't forget - technically, I am an Officer of the company!

I need to create our menu for the next two weeks so I can go grocery shopping tonight or tomorrow.


Miracleman - Jan 04, 2008 11:34:50 am PST #872 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Phone: *Ring.*

Me: You. Are. Kidding.

Phone: *Don't look at me like that. Ring.*

Me: But...

Phone: *RING ALL READY, OKAY?! FUCK!*

Fuckcake O' the Day IV: Hi, my name is (FCOtDIV) and I was just speaking to one of the ladies in HR.

Me: Okay.

FCOtDIV: Yeah, she was supposed to fax me a form for my blahblahblah and it didn't come through.

Me: Okay...well, do you know who you spoke to?

FCOtDIV: No. One of the ladies.

Me: How long ago did you call?

FCOtDIV: Ten minutes.

Me: ...


Vortex - Jan 04, 2008 11:39:27 am PST #873 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Don't forget - technically, I am an Officer of the company!

great, liability. umm, what kind of entity is it?


Aims - Jan 04, 2008 11:39:57 am PST #874 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

great, liability. umm, what kind of entity is it?

LLC!!!


Vortex - Jan 04, 2008 11:43:20 am PST #875 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

whew! gotta love Limited Liability. Um, you keep good records right? especially of the shady shit?


Aims - Jan 04, 2008 11:46:55 am PST #876 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Um, you keep good records right? especially of the shady shit?

opens file cabinet drawer A-D

pulls out several inches think file filed under "CYA"

Betcher sweet ass, babycakes.


Ginger - Jan 04, 2008 11:48:29 am PST #877 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

As if FCOtDII returning Person's call alters reality!

Oddly enough, in my experience that can magically turn "He's away from his desk" to "I just saw him come in."


Aims - Jan 04, 2008 11:48:30 am PST #878 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

The funny thing is - I don't think Boss means to be shady all the time. Sometimes, yes. Like all bosses (IME) are. Cutting corners and costs, ignoring that til it goes away, etc. I think Boss is overwhelmed and understaffed. Sadly, he doesn't have the cash flow to be able to bring someone in. Boss Assistant is looking into getting us an intern.