Dawn: I thought you were adequate. Giles: And the accolades keep pouring in. I'd best take my leave before my head swells any larger. Good night.

'First Date'


Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


amych - Jan 04, 2008 11:26:03 am PST #866 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

A slumvassal, perhaps?


Steph L. - Jan 04, 2008 11:26:49 am PST #867 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Slumtoady.


tommyrot - Jan 04, 2008 11:27:31 am PST #868 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Slumminion.


Glamcookie - Jan 04, 2008 11:28:20 am PST #869 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Slumpress


Miracleman - Jan 04, 2008 11:28:25 am PST #870 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Henchslumlord


Aims - Jan 04, 2008 11:29:50 am PST #871 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Bwahahahahaha!!

Don't forget - technically, I am an Officer of the company!

I need to create our menu for the next two weeks so I can go grocery shopping tonight or tomorrow.


Miracleman - Jan 04, 2008 11:34:50 am PST #872 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Phone: *Ring.*

Me: You. Are. Kidding.

Phone: *Don't look at me like that. Ring.*

Me: But...

Phone: *RING ALL READY, OKAY?! FUCK!*

Fuckcake O' the Day IV: Hi, my name is (FCOtDIV) and I was just speaking to one of the ladies in HR.

Me: Okay.

FCOtDIV: Yeah, she was supposed to fax me a form for my blahblahblah and it didn't come through.

Me: Okay...well, do you know who you spoke to?

FCOtDIV: No. One of the ladies.

Me: How long ago did you call?

FCOtDIV: Ten minutes.

Me: ...


Vortex - Jan 04, 2008 11:39:27 am PST #873 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Don't forget - technically, I am an Officer of the company!

great, liability. umm, what kind of entity is it?


Aims - Jan 04, 2008 11:39:57 am PST #874 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

great, liability. umm, what kind of entity is it?

LLC!!!


Vortex - Jan 04, 2008 11:43:20 am PST #875 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

whew! gotta love Limited Liability. Um, you keep good records right? especially of the shady shit?