A slumvassal, perhaps?
'First Date'
Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Slumtoady.
Slumminion.
Slumpress
Henchslumlord
Bwahahahahaha!!
Don't forget - technically, I am an Officer of the company!
I need to create our menu for the next two weeks so I can go grocery shopping tonight or tomorrow.
Phone: *Ring.*
Me: You. Are. Kidding.
Phone: *Don't look at me like that. Ring.*
Me: But...
Phone: *RING ALL READY, OKAY?! FUCK!*
Fuckcake O' the Day IV: Hi, my name is (FCOtDIV) and I was just speaking to one of the ladies in HR.
Me: Okay.
FCOtDIV: Yeah, she was supposed to fax me a form for my blahblahblah and it didn't come through.
Me: Okay...well, do you know who you spoke to?
FCOtDIV: No. One of the ladies.
Me: How long ago did you call?
FCOtDIV: Ten minutes.
Me: ...
Don't forget - technically, I am an Officer of the company!
great, liability. umm, what kind of entity is it?
great, liability. umm, what kind of entity is it?
LLC!!!
whew! gotta love Limited Liability. Um, you keep good records right? especially of the shady shit?