I imagine her court date will be very very interesting.
A phrase I learned from Elmore Leonard is "Felony Stupid". (I doubt he invented it.) I think this tenant fits.
One of you is gonna fall and die, and I'm not cleaning it up!
Mal ,'War Stories'
Spike's Bitches 39: Cuppa Tea, Cuppa Tea, Almost Got Shagged, Cuppa Tea...
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Typo Boy - Jan 04, 2008 11:12:32 am PST #859 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
Aims - Jan 04, 2008 11:14:49 am PST #860 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
*coughSLUMLORDcough*
YES I AM.
Miracleman - Jan 04, 2008 11:15:49 am PST #861 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Well, I was more referring to your boss, but...
DCJensen - Jan 04, 2008 11:19:03 am PST #862 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
Slum Lord of the dance?
Cashmere - Jan 04, 2008 11:23:16 am PST #863 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Aimee, you're just an employee of a slumlord! You're the one that has to deal with the crap BECAUSE he's a slumlord.
I swear, Miracleman in customer service is like me being an actuary. Two more unmixy things, I cannot think of.
My old doctor is going to call in a script for my AD's, thank goodness! I've been out for a while because of the insurance switch over with the move. I don't have a doctor up here yet and, although we have insurance coverage, we just haven't gotten our freakin' cards yet. Which would be NICE considering I'm going to have to pick up this script before I go all Britney Spears and shit and have to strapped to a gurney and hauled away.
Miracleman - Jan 04, 2008 11:23:50 am PST #864 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Slum Lord of the Rings: The Two Dilapidated, Condemned Towers.
Steph L. - Jan 04, 2008 11:25:19 am PST #865 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Aimee, you're just an employee of a slumlord!
She's a slumunderling.
amych - Jan 04, 2008 11:26:03 am PST #866 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
A slumvassal, perhaps?
Steph L. - Jan 04, 2008 11:26:49 am PST #867 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Slumtoady.
tommyrot - Jan 04, 2008 11:27:31 am PST #868 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Slumminion.