I gave her everything... jewels, beautiful dresses -- with beautiful girls in them.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Natter 54: Right here, dammit.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Sep 12, 2007 12:49:19 pm PDT #89 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Argyle socks with heels, DJ? Honestly? I couldn't. Worse even than gauchos, if you get the import.

Lunch delivered and eaten.

Since I now have a juicer, could someone please buy me something to juice?

Or maybe I'll go back to bed. Also viable.

Someone sent me a link to a YouTube defense of Britney Spears. I'm stunned, but shouldn't be, that anyone took the time to make it. And that other people seem to have made time watch the whole thing. Maybe there's a magical payoff at the end. Not willing to listen to find out.

My J Jill order from a few days ago showed up. I think I'll try them on after the nap.


Kathy A - Sep 12, 2007 12:49:24 pm PDT #90 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Now you just need live bait and you're set for a weekend in Wisconsin.

But, tommyrot, that's what the ammo is for! Just go shootin' at the lake, and something will bob to the surface. That, or take something explosive. That's good fishin'!


tommyrot - Sep 12, 2007 12:50:58 pm PDT #91 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

But, tommyrot, that's what the ammo is for! Just go shootin' at the lake, and something will bob to the surface. That, or take something explosive. That's good fishin'!

But you know, drinkin' and shootin' don't always go together. Because at some point you'll be too drunk to reload the gun.


NoiseDesign - Sep 12, 2007 12:51:55 pm PDT #92 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

Because at some point you'll be too drunk to reload the gun.

That's why you need more than one gun.


Daisy Jane - Sep 12, 2007 1:00:08 pm PDT #93 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

When I lived in Spokane there was a Gun & Barber Shop.

Arcadia, Louisiana: Lumber and video.

Argyle socks with heels, DJ? Honestly? I couldn't. Worse even than gauchos, if you get the import.

Yup. But then, I like gauchos.

Did the food make you feel any better?

ION: Listening to Jodie Foster talk about her new movie makes me love her even more. She's so very honest about the vengence impulse and how seductive it is, yet very realistic that that's not always a good thing when it comes to deciding if someone should die or not.


Jesse - Sep 12, 2007 1:04:20 pm PDT #94 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I love Jodie Foster.

ION, I'm watching this Merv Griffin's Crosswords, and I don't think I can take it, because the host and music are so incredibly cheesy.


Laga - Sep 12, 2007 1:06:31 pm PDT #95 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Merv Griffin's Crosswords

I'm on that! The host was a total sweetheart and very professional. The music I barely noticed. What I loved was how fast-paced the game was.


Jesse - Sep 12, 2007 1:08:39 pm PDT #96 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Sweet! When? I do like that it's an actual crossword puzzle -- I'm sure a lot of people watching are blown away by some of the words that the contestants are getting, because they're typical crossword answers.


Burrell - Sep 12, 2007 1:10:24 pm PDT #97 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

egad 100 posts into the new thread! Y'all are talky meat today.


tommyrot - Sep 12, 2007 1:11:28 pm PDT #98 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Um... is this a popular thing?

Beyond Tarot......Testicle Readings by Hantanika

Tarot Card readings can be innacurate. Many people base their lives on words and actions from the card reader that can be so much very misconstrued.

Testicle readings on the other hand, are accurate, to the point and without error.

I have been practicing this art for over 10 years. I train others in this very special art. Precise measing devices (micrometer). Extremely accurate scale (down to nanograms).

Sweat calibration, pherome detection, etc. are all put into a computerized profile to provide you with the most comprehensive direction in your life.
Accuracy down to nanograms? That's one billionth of a gram.