But? There's always a but. When this is over, can we have a big 'but' moratorium?

Fred ,'Smile Time'


Natter 54: Right here, dammit.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Laga - Sep 12, 2007 1:14:16 pm PDT #99 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I haven't heard when my show will be broadcast yet but it's probably a couple months down the road. They had a few hundred episodes in the can when mine taped last month.

Testicle readings

But I don't have testicles! wah!


Liese S. - Sep 12, 2007 1:15:00 pm PDT #100 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

I don't need accuracy down to nanograms about anything related to testicles. Really, I don't.

Unrelatedly,

She has a teacup on her head.

I am really clearly not the target market for J. Crew.


Jesse - Sep 12, 2007 1:18:39 pm PDT #101 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

She's certified in testicle reading!! Hahaha!!!


JZ - Sep 12, 2007 1:23:52 pm PDT #102 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I am really clearly not the target market for J. Crew.

I admit that I am kind of in love with the fabric on this dress, though not so much with the actual dress. But if they offered that pattern in a nice wrap dress with sleeves? At that point, the only thing stopping me from being their slavishly devoted target market would be that their prices are totally on crack.


Daisy Jane - Sep 12, 2007 1:28:57 pm PDT #103 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I admit that I am kind of in love with the fabric on this dress, though not so much with the actual dress. But if they offered that pattern in a nice wrap dress with sleeves? At that point, the only thing stopping me from being their slavishly devoted target market would be that their prices are totally on crack.

Agreed. That shape dress would make my boobs look aw-ful, and as I've said before, I aspire to a world where everyone's boobs are properly shown off and possibly covered in glitter.


brenda m - Sep 12, 2007 1:34:09 pm PDT #104 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

The drive through liquor store I used to frequent in Wisconsin also sold ammo.

Now you just need live bait and you're set for a weekend in Wisconsin.

You get that from the vending machine 'round the back. No, seriously.


Laga - Sep 12, 2007 1:38:15 pm PDT #105 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Now I'm all homesick for the Lodi ferry.


juliana - Sep 12, 2007 1:40:17 pm PDT #106 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I am in mad love with this dress, though I've grown to fear the strapless as I age. It's a little upholstery-esque, and yet? Love! Potential Trinnys also note: not black.


Allyson - Sep 12, 2007 1:43:15 pm PDT #107 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I've just tossed out my pitch for my second book, and now I wait, chewing my nails, to find out whether it's any good.


Burrell - Sep 12, 2007 1:44:38 pm PDT #108 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I'm not sure who's breasts would be flattered by that dress (the first one that is). I think the problem is the large expanse of skin on top. Add some sleavage and maybe it could work.

But yes, the fabric is lovely. I may need a skirt in it.

[edited for clarification]