When I lived in Spokane there was a Gun & Barber Shop.

Arcadia, Louisiana: Lumber and video.

Argyle socks with heels, DJ? Honestly? I couldn't. Worse even than gauchos, if you get the import.

Yup. But then, I like gauchos.

Did the food make you feel any better?

ION: Listening to Jodie Foster talk about her new movie makes me love her even more. She's so very honest about the vengence impulse and how seductive it is, yet very realistic that that's not always a good thing when it comes to deciding if someone should die or not.

I love Jodie Foster.

ION, I'm watching this Merv Griffin's Crosswords, and I don't think I can take it, because the host and music are so incredibly cheesy.

Merv Griffin's Crosswords

I'm on that! The host was a total sweetheart and very professional. The music I barely noticed. What I loved was how fast-paced the game was.

Sweet! When? I do like that it's an actual crossword puzzle -- I'm sure a lot of people watching are blown away by some of the words that the contestants are getting, because they're typical crossword answers.

egad 100 posts into the new thread! Y'all are talky meat today.

Um... is this a popular thing?

Beyond Tarot......Testicle Readings by Hantanika

Tarot Card readings can be innacurate. Many people base their lives on words and actions from the card reader that can be so much very misconstrued.

Testicle readings on the other hand, are accurate, to the point and without error.

I have been practicing this art for over 10 years. I train others in this very special art. Precise measing devices (micrometer). Extremely accurate scale (down to nanograms).

Sweat calibration, pherome detection, etc. are all put into a computerized profile to provide you with the most comprehensive direction in your life.

I haven't heard when my show will be broadcast yet but it's probably a couple months down the road. They had a few hundred episodes in the can when mine taped last month.

Testicle readings

But I don't have testicles! wah!

I don't need accuracy down to nanograms about anything related to testicles. Really, I don't.

Unrelatedly,

She has a teacup on her head.

I am really clearly not the target market for J. Crew.

She's certified in testicle reading!! Hahaha!!!

I am really clearly not the target market for J. Crew.

I admit that I am kind of in love with the fabric on this dress, though not so much with the actual dress. But if they offered that pattern in a nice wrap dress with sleeves? At that point, the only thing stopping me from being their slavishly devoted target market would be that their prices are totally on crack.