Because at some point you'll be too drunk to reload the gun.
That's why you need more than one gun.
Two steaming cups of chocolate goodness. Courtesy of whomever I swiped it from out of the cupboard.
Ben ,'The Killer In Me'
Natter 54: Right here, dammit.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
NoiseDesign - Sep 12, 2007 12:51:55 pm PDT #92 of 10001
Our wings are not tired
Daisy Jane - Sep 12, 2007 1:00:08 pm PDT #93 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
When I lived in Spokane there was a Gun & Barber Shop.
Arcadia, Louisiana: Lumber and video.
Argyle socks with heels, DJ? Honestly? I couldn't. Worse even than gauchos, if you get the import.
Yup. But then, I like gauchos.
Did the food make you feel any better?
ION: Listening to Jodie Foster talk about her new movie makes me love her even more. She's so very honest about the vengence impulse and how seductive it is, yet very realistic that that's not always a good thing when it comes to deciding if someone should die or not.
Jesse - Sep 12, 2007 1:04:20 pm PDT #94 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I love Jodie Foster.
ION, I'm watching this Merv Griffin's Crosswords, and I don't think I can take it, because the host and music are so incredibly cheesy.
Laga - Sep 12, 2007 1:06:31 pm PDT #95 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Merv Griffin's Crosswords
I'm on that! The host was a total sweetheart and very professional. The music I barely noticed. What I loved was how fast-paced the game was.
Jesse - Sep 12, 2007 1:08:39 pm PDT #96 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Sweet! When? I do like that it's an actual crossword puzzle -- I'm sure a lot of people watching are blown away by some of the words that the contestants are getting, because they're typical crossword answers.
Burrell - Sep 12, 2007 1:10:24 pm PDT #97 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
egad 100 posts into the new thread! Y'all are talky meat today.
tommyrot - Sep 12, 2007 1:11:28 pm PDT #98 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Um... is this a popular thing?
Beyond Tarot......Testicle Readings by Hantanika
Tarot Card readings can be innacurate. Many people base their lives on words and actions from the card reader that can be so much very misconstrued.
Testicle readings on the other hand, are accurate, to the point and without error.
I have been practicing this art for over 10 years. I train others in this very special art. Precise measing devices (micrometer). Extremely accurate scale (down to nanograms).
Sweat calibration, pherome detection, etc. are all put into a computerized profile to provide you with the most comprehensive direction in your life.Accuracy down to nanograms? That's one billionth of a gram.
Laga - Sep 12, 2007 1:14:16 pm PDT #99 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I haven't heard when my show will be broadcast yet but it's probably a couple months down the road. They had a few hundred episodes in the can when mine taped last month.
Testicle readings
But I don't have testicles! wah!
Liese S. - Sep 12, 2007 1:15:00 pm PDT #100 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
I don't need accuracy down to nanograms about anything related to testicles. Really, I don't.
Unrelatedly,
She has a teacup on her head.
I am really clearly not the target market for J. Crew.
Jesse - Sep 12, 2007 1:18:39 pm PDT #101 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
She's certified in testicle reading!! Hahaha!!!