Um... is this a popular thing?
Beyond Tarot......Testicle Readings by Hantanika
Tarot Card readings can be innacurate. Many people base their lives on words and actions from the card reader that can be so much very misconstrued.
Testicle readings on the other hand, are accurate, to the point and without error.
I have been practicing this art for over 10 years. I train others in this very special art. Precise measing devices (micrometer). Extremely accurate scale (down to nanograms).
Sweat calibration, pherome detection, etc. are all put into a computerized profile to provide you with the most comprehensive direction in your life.
Accuracy down to nanograms? That's one billionth of a gram.
I haven't heard when my show will be broadcast yet but it's probably a couple months down the road. They had a few hundred episodes in the can when mine taped last month.
Testicle readings
But I don't have testicles! wah!
I don't need accuracy down to nanograms about anything related to testicles. Really, I don't.
Unrelatedly,
She has a teacup on her head.
I am really clearly not the target market for J. Crew.
She's certified in testicle reading!! Hahaha!!!
I am really clearly not the target market for J. Crew.
I admit that I am kind of in love with the fabric on this dress, though not so much with the actual dress. But if they offered that pattern in a nice wrap dress with sleeves? At that point, the only thing stopping me from being their slavishly devoted target market would be that their prices are totally on crack.
I admit that I am kind of in love with the fabric on this dress, though not so much with the actual dress. But if they offered that pattern in a nice wrap dress with sleeves? At that point, the only thing stopping me from being their slavishly devoted target market would be that their prices are totally on crack.
Agreed. That shape dress would make my boobs look aw-ful, and as I've said before, I aspire to a world where everyone's boobs are properly shown off and possibly covered in glitter.
The drive through liquor store I used to frequent in Wisconsin also sold ammo.
Now you just need live bait and you're set for a weekend in Wisconsin.
You get that from the vending machine 'round the back. No, seriously.
Now I'm all homesick for the Lodi ferry.
I am in mad love with this dress, though I've grown to fear the strapless as I age. It's a little upholstery-esque, and yet? Love! Potential Trinnys also note: not black.
I've just tossed out my pitch for my second book, and now I wait, chewing my nails, to find out whether it's any good.
