my main reaction was "that could look WAY dirtier"
practically work friendly
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my main reaction was "that could look WAY dirtier"
practically work friendly
Depends on the bottom of your purse? I'd assume them bigger than the average purse...
My neighbor came over to complain that our morning alarm was too loud already. I don't want to discuss the volume of my sex toys with her.
Well, okay. I guess if it's louder than your porn or your own cries.
My neighbor came over to complain that our morning alarm was too loud already. I don't want to discuss the volume of my sex toys with her.
just so long as you don't have to discuss the volume of HER sex toys with her
I am looking forward to not sharing a wall with strangers, that's for sure.
For some reason I'm now imagining a sex toy with loud buzzers and sirens and a-oooh-gah horns and a synthesized voice proclaiming, "WARNING - GENITAL STIMULATION COMMENCING."
I would not be shocked it that sex toy already existed.
Or maybe a sex toy that has a loudspeaker that says, "ATTENTION BUILDING RESIDENTS - SOMEONE IN THIS APARTMENT COMPLEX IS MASTURBATING."