Mal: How drunk was I last night? Jayne: Well I dunno. I passed out.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 54: Right here, dammit.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Oct 04, 2007 8:36:31 pm PDT #5126 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Well, okay. I guess if it's louder than your porn or your own cries.


Trudy Booth - Oct 04, 2007 8:36:48 pm PDT #5127 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

My neighbor came over to complain that our morning alarm was too loud already. I don't want to discuss the volume of my sex toys with her.

just so long as you don't have to discuss the volume of HER sex toys with her


-t - Oct 04, 2007 8:38:24 pm PDT #5128 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I am looking forward to not sharing a wall with strangers, that's for sure.


tommyrot - Oct 04, 2007 8:41:12 pm PDT #5129 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

For some reason I'm now imagining a sex toy with loud buzzers and sirens and a-oooh-gah horns and a synthesized voice proclaiming, "WARNING - GENITAL STIMULATION COMMENCING."


§ ita § - Oct 04, 2007 8:44:59 pm PDT #5130 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

With a sign like this except "Sounds like whoopie?"

Okay, bedtime for me.


NoiseDesign - Oct 04, 2007 8:45:12 pm PDT #5131 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

I would not be shocked it that sex toy already existed.


tommyrot - Oct 04, 2007 8:49:18 pm PDT #5132 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Or maybe a sex toy that has a loudspeaker that says, "ATTENTION BUILDING RESIDENTS - SOMEONE IN THIS APARTMENT COMPLEX IS MASTURBATING."


BigDuluth - Oct 04, 2007 8:52:36 pm PDT #5133 of 10001
"I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world"

Or maybe a sex toy that has a loudspeaker that says, "ATTENTION BUILDING RESIDENTS - SOMEONE IN THIS APARTMENT COMPLEX IS MASTURBATING."

sort of a bullhorn/vibrator hybrid?


Jars - Oct 04, 2007 11:47:12 pm PDT #5134 of 10001

[link]

IgNobel award results.


Kat - Oct 05, 2007 3:07:57 am PDT #5135 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

But I've never seen Dead Like Me.

Really? LOVE.