Depends on the bottom of your purse? I'd assume them bigger than the average purse...
You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town.
Simon ,'Jaynestown'
Natter 54: Right here, dammit.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
BigDuluth - Oct 04, 2007 8:35:31 pm PDT #5124 of 10001
"I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world"
-t - Oct 04, 2007 8:35:31 pm PDT #5125 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
My neighbor came over to complain that our morning alarm was too loud already. I don't want to discuss the volume of my sex toys with her.
§ ita § - Oct 04, 2007 8:36:31 pm PDT #5126 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Well, okay. I guess if it's louder than your porn or your own cries.
Trudy Booth - Oct 04, 2007 8:36:48 pm PDT #5127 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
My neighbor came over to complain that our morning alarm was too loud already. I don't want to discuss the volume of my sex toys with her.
just so long as you don't have to discuss the volume of HER sex toys with her
-t - Oct 04, 2007 8:38:24 pm PDT #5128 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I am looking forward to not sharing a wall with strangers, that's for sure.
tommyrot - Oct 04, 2007 8:41:12 pm PDT #5129 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
For some reason I'm now imagining a sex toy with loud buzzers and sirens and a-oooh-gah horns and a synthesized voice proclaiming, "WARNING - GENITAL STIMULATION COMMENCING."
§ ita § - Oct 04, 2007 8:44:59 pm PDT #5130 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
NoiseDesign - Oct 04, 2007 8:45:12 pm PDT #5131 of 10001
Our wings are not tired
I would not be shocked it that sex toy already existed.
tommyrot - Oct 04, 2007 8:49:18 pm PDT #5132 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Or maybe a sex toy that has a loudspeaker that says, "ATTENTION BUILDING RESIDENTS - SOMEONE IN THIS APARTMENT COMPLEX IS MASTURBATING."
BigDuluth - Oct 04, 2007 8:52:36 pm PDT #5133 of 10001
"I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world"
Or maybe a sex toy that has a loudspeaker that says, "ATTENTION BUILDING RESIDENTS - SOMEONE IN THIS APARTMENT COMPLEX IS MASTURBATING."
sort of a bullhorn/vibrator hybrid?